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Re: Member Of The Fortnight

Postby pvsDalli » May 4th, 2010, 1:17 pm

lao ji bhaji mere walon nazraana :)

1. life ch jado pehli waar mobile lita c ta kini ku khushi hoyi c, ki feel hoya c odo...te kinhu kinhu dekhya c ?

2. punjab roadwayz di bus ch bhaji kade safar kita ..?? je haa te ajeha koi safar sajha karo jis vich tusi driver nu mano mann 100 gallan kadiya hon....?

3. kise ajeha bande da vichrna jis ne... tuhnu andar tak hila dita howe os bare kujh shabd sanjhe karo te oh kon c ?

4.duniya ch khnde ne bahut log ne jehde muh te kujh hor ne te pidth piche kujh hor.. tuhde nal kade ajeha kujh hoya jisne tuhda vishwas jeet k gwaya howe ??

5.har banda khnda hai k mainu ta koi abb nahi .. par shyad oh khud nal jhuth bolda ae .. hunde ta har kisi ch ne.. tuhade ch ajhe khde aabb ne jis nu tusi chaddna ta chahude ho par har waar kosish bekar ho jandi ae ?

6. apni school ya college canteen di mouj masti da pall sanjha karo ..

7. apne kise v Valentine da funniest moment sanjha karo..

8. zindgi da kise walo dita koi ajhea mihna (tanch) sanjha karo jo bhut hurt karda hai ...te us te tuhnu gussa v aunda hai.

9. tuhnu ki lagda hai ajj kal munde kudiya apne maa baap nu koi ahmeet nhi de rahe.. is vich kasur kis da hai ?

10. koi ajha pal .. jis ch kise nu bachunde bachaunde khud de chott lagg gyi howe ?

11. punjabi nojwana nu ki sandesh dewoge jinha nu harr wle bharr jann di lalsa laggi rehndi ae ...

12. Punjab ch Electricity Problems nu le k sarkar nu ki ki kadam chukne chahide ne..???

13. tuhdi najar ch sarkra desh nu wandh rahiya ne ya jodd rahiya ne ??

14. ajj har gareeb bacha chahunda hai k mei v oh kara jo baki bache karde ne.. bhaji kade tusi koi kosish kiti ae kise gareeb bache de chahre te khushi liyaun di..je haa te ki ?

15.odo keho jeha feel hunda hai jado kise garreb di ladli tuhadi gaddi de sheshe khadkhdaoundi hoyi beikh mang rahi howe ?

16. apne kise dost ya rishtedar de kise galat kamm ch sath dita hai..? te je haa.. te khda ? te kade baad ch mehsus v hoya hai k tusi galat c?

17. Bhaji je kar koi kise nu pyar karda howe toad chadaun di neeyat v rakhda howe ..te os de ghar de eh keh k rishta tukra den k eh sadi baradri da nhi hai... ta os vich ek munde ya kudi nu ki kadam chukne chahide ne..? ki ohna nu apna pyar dfna dena chahida hai ya kujh hor ?

18. ajj har koi kise te vishwas karan to darda hai phir v lok ankha band kar k ohna sadhua , babeya te vishwas kar rahe ne jo jadu tuna jande hunde ne tuhnu ki lagda hai .. k ajha koi kala saya sach ch hunda hai ?

19. ki tuhde nal koi ajhda hadsa wapreya hai jis ch loka ne v keha howe k opri kasar hai ...ya koi ajeha veham ?

20. kehda festival sab to chnga lagda hai te os festival di histry sanjhi karo ...

21. punjab ch wadh rahe punjabi gyaka di singing nu le k ki khna chahoge ? te koi ajhe 5 singer punjab de jinha te tuhanu maan mehsus hunda hai k eh punjab di shaan ne..

22. ajhe 5 singer jinha te bhut gussa aunda hai .. k " aa ki gyi jnda eh ".. ? koi ajha moment ajhe singer da jis di cd spical kharidi howe te sunk iko muho shabd nikleya howe Bakwass..??

23. chote hunde to bhaji tuhada khda drems c?? jo hun tak v pura nhi hoya ..

line waise apne dremz nu pura karo..

5 sall to le k 12 sal tak i drm c ?
12 sall to le k 20 sall tak ki drm c ?
20 to le k 25 sall tak ki drm hun?
hun tak khda drm pending ae ?

24.Bhaji ajhea pal sanjha karo jis pal ch tuhada mood c movie dekha da te andar ja k movie bekarar howe i mean pasand na ayi howe oh khdi movie c jis ch borr hoye?

25.nasheya nal ajj sada punjab ki pura hundustan bhareya hoya hai .. tusi os insaan nu kis tarah seekh dewo ge jehda apne 5 -6 sall de bache kolo cigrate ya tambaku badi hi shaan nal mangwanda hai ..??

26. ajj je kar tuhade aand gwand ch ik kudi apne sohrey walo sirf dajjj kar k tang howe te os te tuhdi ankha mohre atyachaar hon ta tuhada ajha khda kadam howega jo osnu bacha sakda hai ??

27.bhaji sari duniya to durr , sare rishte nateya to dur ho k kade khud nu waqt dita hai ..?? te os pal sab to jyada tusi ki sochde ho apne bare ?


baaki baad ch :rofl:
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Re: Member Of The Fortnight

Postby amligrewal » May 4th, 2010, 1:50 pm

congrats harkaran bai..... :)
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Re: Member Of The Fortnight

Postby harkaran_singh » May 4th, 2010, 5:43 pm

Chalo, Essay na sahib SHORT STORY hi likh dao :P

Rest nice answers, esp. Mirza-Sahiban wala :clap:[/quote]


hahahhahahah short storyyyyyyyyyyyyy :rofl: ... chalo eh kosish jarur karanga.. thnx g.

Kanwalpreet Singh wrote:congrats bai g..


thnx alottttttt bhajiiiiiii

pvsDalli wrote:pucha fer swaal labh k??????

naale ssa bhaji


Sat siri akal Dalli veereeeee.... kari chall copy paste :D

rocky16 wrote:Harkaran Bai ji...wadhayiaan......bahut wadhia jwaab de rahe ho....Dalli bai fer tyar hai swaalan nal....tyaar ho jao..... :D

saare jwab wadhia dite bai ji....main v kujh swaal socjdaan..fer aauna


bhut bhut dhnwaad goutam veer g.... :flirty:


Sukhjeet Brar wrote:2-3 wariya ch jawab parhan ch saflta hasil kar hi layi..
Changi soojhwanta naal dite ne jawab.. munda vkhayi wala kissa kaim hai..

mainu waise 30-30 sawal ta aaune nahi... thorhe ke ne ehi kabul karo..



dhnwaad veer g.. lo g tuhade jawab..
* Kehrha lekhak sabto wadh psand hai
.. veer g mei pro. Wariyam singh sandhu, Jaswinder garewall, kulwant singh cheem .. g nu jyada padeya hai g.. waise ta pasand bhut sare ne...

* Sahit kinna ku parhya hai

veer g sahiyat kujh jayda nhi padeya mei... jina ku study time te c.. ohi hi hai.. baki baad ch punjabi nal judan di kosish ajj v jari hai .. ajj v mei bhut books punjabi sahit diya padhda rehna haa.. te har roj kujh na kujh nawa sikhan di kosish karda ha.

* sabto wadh Singer kehrha psand hai
Je kar ajj di date di gall kara ta Dr. Satindr sartaj.. te onjh Gurdass maan g, harbhajan maan g, te Amrinder gill g v fav. ne.


* Manpsand khed kehrhi hai

khead wal jayada dhyan kade dita hi nhi .. har wele bhangra hi dimag ch reha... waise je khead kheda ta cricet hi khedida hai.. bachpan ch lukan michi , gulli dhnda, bhut khedya ... jo ajj koi nhi khedda ..par yaad bhut aunda hai.

* Punjab ate hindustan de mojuda halata bare ki vichar ne

Punjab ate hindustan de jo mojuda halat ne... mei kahaga os vich sab to jyada jimewaar assi loki hi haa.. sade hi desh di janta khud apne desh de halat nu vigad di hai... jado dharam pich khoon khraba hunda hai odo koi aatwaadi nhi hunda sade desh ch.. balki sade desh de h i loki aatwaddi ban jande ne.. insaani rroop ch je payar nhi ta sada desh aaj v ajad nhi te kal v ajjad nhi... ajj har banda kise na kise da gulam hai bhawe oh punjab howe bhawe hindustan... gal ikko hi hai... ekta nhi hai sade desh ch.. te jithe ekta nhi ..aman nhi , chain nhi, pyar nhi.. imandari nhi.. othe sda desh bakiya desha mohre kujh v nhi.. assi lok kyu bhar nu bajde haa.. kyu k sanu assal mayne ch pata hai k sade hindustan ch imandari nal kamm karan waleya di bukaat paun wale bhut ghaat ne.. kyu aajjj sade desh reshwat to bina kam nhi hunda ..kyu k sanu tax to jyada paise nal pyar hai.. kyu ajj sade hindustan ch dheeya da jnam ghatt reha hai.. kyu k sanu pata hai assi apni soch nu nhi badal sakde .. kyu aaj sade hindustan ch ball majduri nhi badawa dita jnda hai ..kyu k assi loka mohre jaa k rokde haa k ball majduri papp hai te odo hi thodi jai dur ja k kise dhabbe te beh k uchi awaz v laa dine aa...oo chootuu do cup chaa liyai.. kyu injh kyu kyu k assi khud nal imandaar nhi haa... jado assi khud badal jawange odo punjab hi nhi pure hindustan de halat badal jange.. :angel:



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baki bad vich


lo g jawab...

Tuhanu ki lagda hai india waki mulkaan nallo kehriyaan galan vich vadiya hai?

India baki mulka nalo 100 darze wadiya v hai.. te sharam haya, nu najar andaz nhi kita janda.. india da culture pure vishav nalo wadiya hai.. india da swagat sab to wadiya hai.. india da food bhut wadiya hai .. india de festiwal bhut wadiya han.. bhut kujh hai india ch ..jo bakiya mulka nalo wadhere chnga hai g.


tuhanu j Punjab da CM bana ditta jave taan tusi ki-ki karo ge??

je kar mainu punjab da CM bana dita jawe ta sab to pehla bhrishtachari, rishwatt khorri te wehladd affsra di chuuti karngaga..
punjab police di befazul diya harkta te kabu pawanga.
study sytem nu theek karnga.. gareeb bacheya waste jo muhim ya jo free study chal rahi hai os nu sahi dhng nal chlwanga..
ball majduri te rook lawnga..
dhee watse , berojgara waste rojgaar mohim shuru karwanga.. taki oh kise te boj na ban sakan.
anpadta nu dur kar k.. nasheya khilaf sakhat kanun shuru karwanga..
punjab ch chall rahi bijli di , pani di samseya da hall kadanga..
baki g jado banuga... odo PP to puchlaunga :P hahhahahahahahahha

Punjab di halaat changi k madhi? je changi taan Q changi? j marhi taan Q marhi??

is da jawab mei barar g de swal ch byan kita hai .. 100 pakho punjab chnga v hai te 100 karna to punjab mada v hai.. bs jarurat hai assi kiwe vekhde haa punjab nu.. sadi soch kiwe di ae ... :angel:

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Re: Member Of The Fortnight

Postby preet ji » May 4th, 2010, 6:40 pm

hahahaha...........sab ne harkarn te swalan de bauchar hi karti.......dayi chalo jwab......
njyng all diz harkarn ji
sade walon v kujh swal...?
1.kade customer care waliyan nal pange hoya tuhada.?
2.tuhade sab to fav singer kaun hai te kyu?
3.koi 1 short story ur fav sanjhi karo sade nal plz?
4.kehra cell phone hai tuhade kol?
5. kis mobile company d add sab to wadiyaa lagdi hai
6. tuhade manpasnd tv advertisment?
7. pane profession vich kade jhooth boliya hai tuc? je han te koi vakhya share kariyo sare jhooth galt nahi hunde...
8. koi 1 gal jo tuc kehna chaooo??? kise layi v man vich hove ... te zarror dasyo...
nd mere khyal nal tuc apni bachpan d pic v nahi share kari so plz share karo ji......
charche ne hun sare tu na reha v mera.... mere dil d vehre vich cha geyaa haneraa....
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Re: Member Of The Fortnight

Postby harkaran_singh » May 4th, 2010, 7:25 pm

pvsDalli wrote:lao ji bhaji mere walon nazraana :)
baaki baad ch :rofl:


:rofl: hahahhahahahahahh theek aa bhajjiiiiiiiiiii kari jaou copy pasteeeeee :omg: :? :roll:
aa lo g jawab:_

1. life ch jado pehli waar mobile lita c ta kini ku khushi hoyi c, ki feel hoya c odo...te kinhu kinhu dekhya c ?

Khushi tab hut hoyi c kyu k jidd kar k… ro ro .. ghar kalesh paa k apni zidd puri karai c.. mobile piche 2 din roti nhi c khaddi .. k je lena hai ta camre wala lena nhi tan hi lena…. Hahahhahahhahhahaha so khushi bhut hoyi c.. te wekhya ta pata nhi khihnu khinu hona .. yaad nhi…


2. punjab roadwayz di bus ch bhaji kade safar kita ..?? je haa te ajeha koi safar sajha karo jis vich tusi driver nu mano mann 100 gallan kadiya hon....?

Hanji bhaji jado chd to nawanshahr aunda c ta kayi waar safar kita hai g.. jado bus ropar de kol dhabbe ruk jandi c tab hut gussa aunda c.. par galla nhi kadiya … kade.


3. kise ajeha bande da vichrna jis ne... tuhnu andar tak hila dita howe os bare kujh shabd sanjhe karo te oh kon c ?


Hanji mera dost Sahil.. phla hi bhut kujh sanjha kar chukka haa os bare…


4.duniya ch khnde ne bahut log ne jehde muh te kujh hor ne te pidth piche kujh hor.. tuhde nal kade ajeha kujh hoya jisne tuhda vishwas jeet k gwaya howe ??

Hanji mera hi room mate .. himachal to c .. jhda sara saman chukk k le gya c…


5.har banda khnda hai k mainu ta koi abb nahi .. par shyad oh khud nal jhuth bolda ae .. hunde ta har kisi ch ne.. tuhade ch ajhe khde aabb ne jis nu tusi chaddna ta chahude ho par har waar kosish bekar ho jandi ae ?

Fast Foodddddddddd….. I love Burger , pizza, paoobhaji, noodles.. bt ki kara chaad hi nhi hunda… chinezz food… gharde vi bhut tokde aa.


6. apni school ya college canteen di mouj masti da pall sanjha karo ..

Hanji mainu yaad hai assi 10th ch c ta mere dost dib day party assi school centen ch celebrate kiti c… school ch mana c party celebrate karni.. os din principal chuuti te c.. assi centen hall decorate kita sawere jaldi jaa k taki os nu surprise de sakiye .. resses to pehla assi party celebrate karan da plan bnaya c.. te 2sre hi period pata laga k principal aa gyi ae .. sab daar gye… bt 3je period pata laga k kise ne mjak kita c.. assi 5th period game period te canteen chale gye…te achanak principal aa gyi sachiiiiii ch.. assi hale cake nu chaad k sara sman rakheya hi c.. te jado cake le k aunda ta oto hi madam aagyi… jiwe hi madam andar aayi assi sareya nu uchi uchi clap kar k khan shuru kar dita .. Happy birthday madam .. happy birthday madam.. .. sadi madam hairann k aa I ho reha hai .. madam khnde mera ta ajj birthday nhi …ae .phir aa kyu .. phir jisda birthday c.. ohi bol peya madam je tuhada nhi hai ta plzzzzzz mera manna lawooooooooo assi sare hass hass pagal hogye,.. te osdin principal nal cake katt k bhut maja aya canteen ch…par jhidaka v bhut payia c..:P



7. apne kise v Valentine da funniest moment sanjha karo..

Koi v nhi hai.. har wari valentine suka lang janda ae…


8. zindgi da kise walo dita koi ajhea mihna (tanch) sanjha karo jo bhut hurt karda hai ...te us te tuhnu gussa v aunda hai.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm shayad koi v nhi….

9. tuhnu ki lagda hai ajj kal munde kudiya apne maa baap nu koi ahmeet nhi de rahe.. is vich kasur kis da hai ?

Mei kahanga is ch kasur sade badal rahe culture da, sbhaw da, te sadi soch da hai .. ajj assi jo kujh v tv ya film ate dekhde ha ate aassal jindgi ch ohi leaun di kosish karde haa.. mappe khud apne bacheya sahmne apne parents di koi ijjat nhi rakhde .. bawe oh ajj bude ne.. par saah ta ajj v lainde ne.. je oh khud bhull jande ne k assi apne parents nal kiwe treat karma hai ta.. oh apne bacheya to eh umeed kyu lagaunde ne .. ki ohna ne kal bude nhi hona.. so jo assi vekhde haa.. ohi hunda hai.. baki ajj di youth badal rahi hai oh khud bhull rahi hai k assis khud ch ki haa..


10. koi ajha pal .. jis ch kise nu bachunde bachaunde khud de chott lagg gyi howe ?

Nhi koi v nhi..


11. punjabi nojwana nu ki sandesh dewoge jinha nu harr wle bharr jann di lalsa laggi rehndi ae ...

Lalssa… bhar jandi .. punjabi janda hai k osdi sunan wala koi nhi…. So phir v khan changa goreya di gulami karan nalo.. ethe khud di rukhi sukhi wadhere chngi hai .. apneya to dur jan di banda himmat ta kar lainda par badd ch hunjaua ch jindgi langauni sokhi nhi hundi .. so thoda hi sahi ghar ch ta ho … supne ethe v pure ho jange..



12. Punjab ch Electricity Problems nu le k sarkar nu ki ki kadam chukne chahide ne..???
Hahahhahahahah elec. Pro.. kade nhi khatam ho sakdi .. phir v…is da jawab baad ch dunga…


13. tuhdi najar ch sarkra desh nu wandh rahiya ne ya jodd rahiya ne ??

Wand rahiya ne….kyu k jehde khud insaani bhaichaare to wande hoye ne.. oh desh nu kiwe jodange.



14. ajj har gareeb bacha chahunda hai k mei v oh kara jo baki bache karde ne.. bhaji kade tusi koi kosish kiti ae kise gareeb bache de chahre te khushi liyaun di..je haa te ki ?

Haa ik kosish jarur kiti c … mei +2 ch c ta mohale ch ek ball sabba rakhayi c.. awe hi stage program karwa reha c.. bacheya nu ekthe kar k… te odo galli ch 4,5 chote chote bache duro khadd k wekh rahe c.. mei kol gya ta pyar nal pucheya .. ander le k aunda.. odo ohna di reejh c k assi v dance karma ae .. te kale kale ne apni profance diti .. te ohna nu spiecal inaam v dita… ohna di kushi wekh k inni khushi ho rahi c.. baki ajj jado v oh mohalle cha un ta paise de nal mei ohna nu rajj k roti khwan ch.. ,jayada belive karda haa.
Baki pata nhi oh kade khush hoye aa k nahi.


15.odo keho jeha feel hunda hai jado kise garreb di ladli tuhadi gaddi de sheshe khadkhdaoundi hoyi beikh mang rahi howe ?

Awe kade nhi hoya par bura bhut lagda hai …je kar awe ankha mohre howe..


16. apne kise dost ya rishtedar de kise galat kamm ch sath dita hai..? te je haa.. te khda ? te kade baad ch mehsus v hoya hai k tusi galat c?

Hanji.. study time mei apne dost de test utte ya pepera te appe hi sign kar dinda hunda c… par jado oh fail ho gya ta ehsas hoya k mei galat c.. kyu k osde ghardeya ne madam nu keha c k essene ajj tak sanu koi test wekhya hi nhi.. ten a assi koi sign kite ne.


17. Bhaji je kar koi kise nu pyar karda howe toad chadaun di neeyat v rakhda howe ..te os de ghar de eh keh k rishta tukra den k eh sadi baradri da nhi hai... ta os vich ek munde ya kudi nu ki kadam chukne chahide ne..? ki ohna nu apna pyar dfna dena chahida hai ya kujh hor ?



Jithe gharde khn nal chlna chaida hai kyu k khushi te asal milap hoi hunda hai.. par payar nu dafan karan di bjaye apne ghardiya nu payar nal smjhana phla kadam hona chahida hai .. je kar oh tuhanu payr karde net a tuhdi khushi lyi ki chnga hai ki madda hai oh v jarur smjhnge.. so payr nal sab rishte jode ja sakde ne..



18. ajj har koi kise te vishwas karan to darda hai phir v lok ankha band kar k ohna sadhua , babeya te vishwas kar rahe ne jo jadu tuna jande hunde ne tuhnu ki lagda hai .. k ajha koi kala saya sach ch hunda hai ?
Nahiiiiiiiiiiii I think ajeha kujh v nhi hunda,,, sade maan da weham jarur hunda hai .. parmatma nal judd k assa nu ehna gallant e jor dena hi nhi chahida .. kyu k os waheguru to wadh k koi nhi ….


19. ki tuhde nal koi ajhda hadsa wapreya hai jis ch loka ne v keha howe k opri kasar hai ...ya koi ajeha veham ?

Nahi gggg

20. kehda festival sab to chnga lagda hai te os festival di histry sanjhi karo ...

Koiiiiiiiii v nhiiiiiiiiii …..hun ta nafrat jahi hogyi festival to……. Pata nhi kyu….sorry.


21. punjab ch wadh rahe punjabi gyaka di singing nu le k ki khna chahoge ? te koi ajhe 5 singer punjab de jinha te tuhanu maan mehsus hunda hai k eh punjab di shaan ne..

Punjab ch wadh rahi Punjabi gyaki Punjabi te star nu ucha nhi sago niva kar rahi hai.. ajj jisde v dil ch jo aunda hai oh ganaa shuru kardinda hai … bhawe koi gall bane ya na.. lyrics likhan wale di soch punjabiyat nu fadddi hi nhi.. oh apni hi soch ch… he haa chakde likh k gaana pura kar dinda hai .. bt gyak ohi hai jo Punjabi nu maan bkhash k gawe.. jiwe
Gurdass maan
Harbhajan maan
Amrinder gill
Surinder kaur
Satinder sartaaj


22. ajhe 5 singer jinha te bhut gussa aunda hai .. k " aa ki gyi jnda eh ".. ? koi ajha moment ajhe singer da jis di cd spical kharidi howe te sunk iko muho shabd nikleya howe Bakwass..??


Bansi barnala .. banda wadd diyi da (naweshahar da hi aa :P)
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Hor v aa bhut sare hun naam yaad nhi aa rahe… kyu k sunann ch interst hi nhi dayi da.

23. chote hunde to bhaji tuhada khda drems c?? jo hun tak v pura nhi hoya ..


line waise apne dremz nu pura karo..

5 sall to le k 12 sal tak i drm c ? --- cycle lena

12 sall to le k 20 sall tak ki drm c ?---- bhangre de nal nl study top kara

20 to le k 25 sall tak ki drm hun?--------- theater join karma hai….

hun tak khda drm pending ae ?
Apni short story drect karni chahunda haa..



24.Bhaji ajhea pal sanjha karo jis pal ch tuhada mood c movie dekha da te andar ja k movie bekarar howe i mean pasand na ayi howe oh khdi movie c jis ch borr hoye?


Hnji yaad aa .. ** wale din sare bro .. KOYLA movie dekhn gye c sharukh di… andar jaa k interwal tak hi baithe oh v hass khead k time paas kita movie ta smjh hi nhi c lagi..

25.nasheya nal ajj sada punjab ki pura hundustan bhareya hoya hai .. tusi os insaan nu kis tarah seekh dewo ge jehda apne 5 -6 sall de bache kolo cigrate ya tambaku badi hi shaan nal mangwanda hai ..??


Os insaan di soch te chnna pawanga k veer mereya soch j tera putt teri thaa te howe tat a tere dill te ki beetu… ajj tu os kolo 2 rupiya di lafafi manga k khuda ta set ho jayngea.. te je ohi lafafi .. tere to chori khnn lag peya ta tera putt hi nhi tera ghar baar sab khatam ho jawega.. je ajj tu nasha karada ae kal nut u apne putar nu rok nhi sakda .. kyu k tere khud de kadam ladkhdaunde honge te odo teri izzat bhora v nhi honi tere putt diya najra ch.. so meri maan ta khud nashe chaad te apna aaun wala kall bacha.. smjhdari wartan ch hi bhalla ae …agge bhai teri margi.. jindgi teri .. haq tera .. par jor kise da nhi.. yaad rakhi.


26. ajj je kar tuhade aand gwand ch ik kudi apne sohrey walo sirf dajjj kar k tang howe te os te tuhdi ankha mohre atyachaar hon ta tuhada ajha khda kadam howega jo osnu bacha sakda hai ??

Mei os family nu smjhawanga.. jo daaj de loabi ne ohna diya ankha kholnga.. os sas nu puchnga k je kar teri sas tere nal injh kardi tat u ki kardi .. soch j teri dhee nal injh howe tat era ki khall hunda.. ajj os nu iss gallo mareya jaa reha hai k oh kujh nhi liyai ..o rabb na kare j kalu sab kujh aa v jnda hai te tere gharr agg lag jandi hai ta ki karengi … awe daajj piche kyu insaniyat da khoon karde ho .. kyu nhi apni soch nu badalde .. os kudi di puri maddad karnga je load payi ta kanun da v sahra lawanga..




27.bhaji sari duniya to durr , sare rishte nateya to dur ho k kade khud nu waqt dita hai ..?? te os pal sab to jyada tusi ki sochde ho apne bare ?

Haaaaaaa bhut waarrrrrrrr .. te odo sab to jayada eho hi sochda haa……… te odo khud nal galln karda ha te sochda haa… honey phull ban k joun da koi fyada nhi… pathar ban k jee… ho sakda waqt tarash dewe te teri v bukat pee jawe.

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Postby sweet_heart30384 » May 4th, 2010, 8:34 pm

bahut wadiya jawab ditte harkaran bai ji ... ajj pura time de ke sare jawab par laye ...


ik sawal

likhna kadon suru kita c ??
ਤੇਰੇਆਂ ਖਿਆਲਾਂ ਵਿਚ ਪੱਕਾ ਡੇਰਾ ਲਾਉਣਾ ਏ,, ਉਂਝ ਭਾਵੇਂ ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ਤੇ ਮੁੜ ਕੇ ਨਹੀ ਆਉਣਾ ਏ..
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Re: Member Of The Fortnight

Postby ramangill » May 5th, 2010, 12:25 am

Harkaran veer g congracts. Mere 3 kou hi sawal

1. Agey to 40-50 questions puchan waleya nu ki raii devoge?
2. Questions puchan de Answers devan vich ki faraq mehsoos ho reha?
3. Job te kina time PP te spend karde ho?
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Postby Simran Janjua » May 5th, 2010, 12:52 am

Answer tan bai poore kaem dinda hai...

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Re: Member Of The Fortnight

Postby harkaran_singh » May 5th, 2010, 9:58 am

preet ji wrote:hahahaha...........sab ne harkarn te swalan de bauchar hi karti.......dayi chalo jwab......
njyng all diz harkarn ji
sade walon v kujh swal...?
......


lo g jawab.....

1.kade customer care waliyan nal pange hoya tuhada.?

nhi gkade nhi .. kyu k mei khud customer care excuitive reha haa.. ta te pata hai othe baithe bande di ki halat hundi hai...

2.tuhade sab to fav singer kaun hai te kyu?

Satinder sartajj... te kyu... kyu k punjabiyat nu navi disha den wala ohi hai... os di shayari da mei mareeh haa.. osde alfazza nu sun k nihal ho janda haa...

3.koi 1 short story ur fav sanjhi karo sade nal plz?

preet g mei pehla kar chuka haa.. g last page check karo.

4.kehra cell phone hai tuhade kol?

mere kol nokia 6303 hai g.

5. kis mobile company d add sab to wadiyaa lagdi hai
Vodafone ZOO-ZOO

6. tuhade manpasnd tv advertisment?

again vodafone add

7. pane profession vich kade jhooth boliya hai tuc? je han te koi vakhya share kariyo sare jhooth galt nahi hunde...

hnji boleya hai g.. kyu k jado custmer kujh nhi smjhda ta osnu goli deni paindi hai k tuhda no 2 ya 4 ghanteya tak activate ho jaawega...

8. koi 1 gal jo tuc kehna chaooo??? kise layi v man vich hove ... te zarror dasyo...
nd mere khyal nal tuc apni bachpan d pic v nahi share kari so plz share karo ji


hhhmmmmmmmmmmmm hale tak te mainu khud nu nhi pata k mei ki khna chahunda ha.. te rahi gall kis nu khn di .. ta waqt da kujh pata nhi kinhu ki keh ho jawe,....

Hanji bachpan di pic mei bhut jald share karanga g... plzz wait ... esa da jawab panding hai ..preet g.. thnxxxx allottttttttt

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Re: Member Of The Fortnight

Postby harkaran_singh » May 5th, 2010, 10:14 am

sweet_heart30384 wrote:bahut wadiya jawab ditte harkaran bai ji ... ajj pura time de ke sare jawab par laye ...


ik sawal

likhna kadon suru kita c ??



bhut bhut dhnwaad veer g....

bhaji meinu likhan di bimari keh lo ya aadat .. jo ki 8th class to hi shuru ho gyi c...
8th ch ek ** di aargi likhi c... jo ki sab ne pasand kiti c.. bs os to baad dour chalda reha.. oh share karada g tuhade nal..

Swea vekhe,

siri maan g
....shahar,
.... school

siri maan g,

kal di gall g.... sachoolo mei aa reha c.
filmi geet gaa reha c....
ghar de neade g, sahib de wehde g...
sahib de kutte g, ghook paye sutte g,
cycle vekh k chounk gye..
khadaka sun k boonk paye..
cycle mera khadak reha c...
mei holi holi chall reha c..
jadso mei pujeya pull de kol g,
tyar da pataka gya bol g..
cycle gya dool g... muho nikleya na phir koi boll g.
pura mei xpart c, par rodeya wali sadak c..
cycle utte te mei thalle g, uthawe keha appa dowe kalle g.
tuttano bacheya mera moda g,
par faddad ho gya mera goda g..
paint chakke ch fassi g..
ankh niklno bachi g..
karo kirpa hajoor g.
is ch mera nakoi kasur g..
Rabb waste ** karo manjur g..

tuhada ageyakari ..
harkaran g. :angel:


Ajay Sandhu wrote:nice ans.harkaran bai,

my que.
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thnxxxxxx bhajiiiiiiiiiii

lo g jawab..

which game you like the most to watch and play?
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your dream car??

hummar

Your fav. time Pass???

listn music.

Your most Fav.thread in PP????

wase ta sare hi fav ne.. par dil de kareeb.. poetry , te wht i hv done for pp..

Who is best member of PP if awarded????

Dolly sandhu... jo har kise di post nu read karde ne.... edit karde ne.. pura pura khyal rakhde ne nawe member da... :banana:


ramangill wrote:Harkaran veer g congracts. Mere 3 kou hi sawal

?


thnxxxxxx allottttttttttt ddiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

lo g tuhade jawab.

1. Agey to 40-50 questions puchan waleya nu ki raii devoge?

k pucho jarur ... par plzz copy paste na karo.. kujh wakhre pucheya karo.

2. Questions puchan de Answers devan vich ki faraq mehsoos ho reha?

bhut jayada farak hunda hai .. mei ta anser dinde boundal janda haa.. puchan wele dimag sharati hunda ae .. te jawab den wele... pata nhi dimag kidhar hunda hai...:P

3. Job te kina time PP te spend karde ho ?

takreeban .. sara din pp on hi rehndi ae ... te har wele upadate dekhda hi rehna haa.. haa post karn da kai waar time nhi milda..bt dhyan pura hunda ae .:)

Simran Janjua wrote:Answer tan bai poore kaem dinda hai...

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Postby Simran Janjua » May 5th, 2010, 10:19 am

veere sony channel lga layeo agge CID nd daya hi milange
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Re: Member Of The Fortnight

Postby pvsDalli » May 5th, 2010, 10:36 am

wahhh harkarn saab...bahut sohni application likhi...kutt tan ni payi c????

airtel office ch jinne v kamm krde,,ohna da name likho... :)
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Re: Member Of The Fortnight

Postby harkaran_singh » May 5th, 2010, 12:29 pm

ok simran veere mei jarur wekhuga g...:)


pvsDalli wrote:wahhh harkarn saab...bahut sohni application likhi...kutt tan ni payi c????

airtel office ch jinne v kamm krde,,ohna da name likho... :)



hahhahah adalli eh teacher nu nhi balki majak mjak ch kujh likheya c... te bal saabha wale din stage te sunai c..

office ch ta g .. 3 janeya da hi staaf hai hun..
1 mein.., 2ji sadi madam .. Sanjeev,, 3ji v madam.. noor

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Re: Member Of The Fortnight

Postby sweet_heart30384 » May 5th, 2010, 3:41 pm

ha ha ha bahut wadiya jawab ji

shutti di arzi kaim aa :rolf:
ਤੇਰੇਆਂ ਖਿਆਲਾਂ ਵਿਚ ਪੱਕਾ ਡੇਰਾ ਲਾਉਣਾ ਏ,, ਉਂਝ ਭਾਵੇਂ ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ਤੇ ਮੁੜ ਕੇ ਨਹੀ ਆਉਣਾ ਏ..
ਪਰ ਨੈਣਾਂ ਵਿਚੋਂ ਸਦਾ, ਹੰਝੂ ਬਣ ਵਗੇਂਗੀ, ਅੱਖੋਂ ਹੋ ਜੂੰ ਓਹਲੇ, ਪਰ ਦਿਲੋਂ ਕਿਵੇਂ ਕੱਢੇਂਗੀ......

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Re: Member Of The Fortnight

Postby preet ji » May 5th, 2010, 7:11 pm

arrzi nd jwab bade hi kaim ne.......gud g..........
charche ne hun sare tu na reha v mera.... mere dil d vehre vich cha geyaa haneraa....
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Re: Member Of The Fortnight

Postby harkaran_singh » May 6th, 2010, 5:00 pm

bobby g preet g.. dhnwaad g

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Re: Member Of The Fortnight

Postby noorjatt » May 6th, 2010, 9:43 pm

Kam holi aa bai chakko......eveen gal nai banani....
ssa harakaran bhaji :angel: mere kuch ques....
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:arrow: Bhaji ik sohna jeha puppa bana k pic share karoo....
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Postby Sukhjeet Brar » May 6th, 2010, 10:00 pm

Change jawab de rahe ho harkarn bai.. lagge raho..
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Re: Member Of The Fortnight

Postby jasdhaliwal » May 6th, 2010, 10:01 pm

sawalan de ta dher hi la ditte sareyan ne :)

chakki chal fatte harkaran siyan banna de Puppe swaalan de v :clap:
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