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Re: PP ਭੈਣਾਂ ਦਾ ਖੂੰਜਾ - Girls' Corner

Postby Heer Sharma » August 2nd, 2012, 8:13 am

# Happy Raksha Bandhan...
#@ 5jaabiportal&joban- great sharings but mujhe khaas samajh nahi laga... :P bt thanks..
# mansher-
maaloom...
JOBAN FESTIVAL JOKE-4
Raabri was worried whether or not Laloo upon his death made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance. Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, Laloo's voice was heard answering,"Hello Raabri, this is meeee..."
"Lalooji," she answered. I just have to know if you're happy there in the after life. What's it like there?"
"Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined," Laloo answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected and above all there is no scam. And the only thing we do, all day long, are eat and sleep,eat and sleep, over and over."
"Thank God, you made it to heaven," his Raabri cried.
"Heaven?" he answered."What heaven? I'm a buffalo in Punjab." :P
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Re: PP ਭੈਣਾਂ ਦਾ ਖੂੰਜਾ - Girls' Corner

Postby JobanjeetKharal » August 2nd, 2012, 8:39 am

@ Sukhsaandshanti veeru- rakhdi bann layi?
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@ heer- samjh sakke na jo wo bevhdhoof :)
...joke kitho kadh rahi...w'dhia :clap:
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Re: PP ਭੈਣਾਂ ਦਾ ਖੂੰਜਾ - Girls' Corner

Postby 5jabiportal » August 2nd, 2012, 8:45 am

@jobantranslationwalaveeru: nahi ajje te 1 tareek ae ethe te unjh vi kadi banhi ni kise ne, chhote hunde cousins bann dindiyan si kadi kadi.......haan apni tanu sisso ne special e-rakhri bann diitti :)


@heer: so funny lol....aap to jokes par research kar rahi hain lagta hai
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Re: PP ਭੈਣਾਂ ਦਾ ਖੂੰਜਾ - Girls' Corner

Postby JobanjeetKharal » August 2nd, 2012, 8:55 am

@ Sukhu veer
ok..ok.. ajj TANU da din hai....Kmaayi moti honi usnu.... :P

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RESHAM KI DORI - SONG
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Postby 5jabiportal » August 2nd, 2012, 8:58 am

^^^resham ki dori lovely song........very popular still!!



kamayi di taan puchh hi naa dollaran ton ure gall ni si nibarh di lol.................akhe kaneda ch gandhi ji wale note kithon aa gye :P lol
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Re: PP ਭੈਣਾਂ ਦਾ ਖੂੰਜਾ - Girls' Corner

Postby sameera » August 2nd, 2012, 9:19 am

Nice Sharings by all...
@ JOBAN
Rakhri mubarak hove...great lines
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Re: PP ਭੈਣਾਂ ਦਾ ਖੂੰਜਾ - Girls' Corner

Postby HasseenjitKaurKharal » August 2nd, 2012, 10:25 am

Happy Rakhdi to all of you....
@ Joban veeru
My heartiest wishes to the most Lovely brother on the planet "The Earth''...I miss you very much now as you are far away... My blessings and love are always with you!!
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Re: PP ਭੈਣਾਂ ਦਾ ਖੂੰਜਾ - Girls' Corner

Postby Heer Sharma » August 2nd, 2012, 11:02 am

Joban Festival Joke-5
A Punjabi died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Dharam Raj told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.
In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are in a year?
The punjabi thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Dharam Raj said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"
The punjabi replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...."
Dharam Raj lets him in without another word.
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Re: PP ਭੈਣਾਂ ਦਾ ਖੂੰਜਾ - Girls' Corner

Postby Sarvar_Gill » August 2nd, 2012, 11:35 am

#Happy Rakhdi to all ----------*@*---------

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Re: PP ਭੈਣਾਂ ਦਾ ਖੂੰਜਾ - Girls' Corner

Postby bobbysandhu » August 2nd, 2012, 11:42 am

Celebrating rakhri to:D
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Postby djp » August 2nd, 2012, 11:49 am

^^ Happy rakhri Sandhu parivaar :D
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Re: PP ਭੈਣਾਂ ਦਾ ਖੂੰਜਾ - Girls' Corner

Postby Heer Sharma » August 2nd, 2012, 1:32 pm

Joban Festival Joke-6
Once a Joban ji came home with his left forehead bleeding his wife asked him what happened.
He replied "there was a nail in the window of the bus that pricked me each time the bus jerked", his wife said "then why didn't u exchanged your seat with some other passengers, that did not know about the nail!
Joban ji replied "How can I exchange my seat when there were no other passengers in the bus other than me". :P
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Re: PP ਭੈਣਾਂ ਦਾ ਖੂੰਜਾ - Girls' Corner

Postby sameera » August 2nd, 2012, 1:38 pm

Funny Jokes Heer...
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Postby Siya Kaur Devgan » August 2nd, 2012, 1:42 pm

Happy Rakhri
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Re: PP ਭੈਣਾਂ ਦਾ ਖੂੰਜਾ - Girls' Corner

Postby Samairra Kaur Kharal » August 2nd, 2012, 2:57 pm

Hello Everybody!!!
KHARAL FAMILY ROCKS
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Re: PP ਭੈਣਾਂ ਦਾ ਖੂੰਜਾ - Girls' Corner

Postby Kaur Harjeo » August 2nd, 2012, 3:13 pm

@Joban -
A Brother Just Like You

I just want to let you know
You mean the world to me
Only a heart as dear as yours
Would give so unselfishly
The many things you've done
All the times that you were there
Help me know deep down inside
How much you really care
Even though I might not say
I appreciate all you do
Richly blessed is how I feel
Having a brother just like you.
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Re: PP ਭੈਣਾਂ ਦਾ ਖੂੰਜਾ - Girls' Corner

Postby Heer Sharma » August 2nd, 2012, 3:31 pm

Joban Festival Joke-7
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.
Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali."
The other patient signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said,"Punjabi."
This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say, "Calcutta."
Other replied in a weedy frail voice, "Ludhiana."
Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first patient managed to again point to himself and say,"Asit."
Replied the other, "Santa."
A few hours later, Asit managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, "Cancer."
Santa responded,"Sagittarius." :P
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Re: PP ਭੈਣਾਂ ਦਾ ਖੂੰਜਾ - Girls' Corner

Postby Sarvar_Gill » August 2nd, 2012, 5:05 pm

Joban Festival... HEER JOKE..

Teacher: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Heer Sharma: piiig :)
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Re: PP ਭੈਣਾਂ ਦਾ ਖੂੰਜਾ - Girls' Corner

Postby Heer Sharma » August 2nd, 2012, 6:16 pm

nice joke..
Joban Festival Joke-8
The following is the list of some new viruses going round in India.
Better beware of them.
P.V. Narasimha Rao Virus:
First of all, this virus reduces the CPU speed to 66Hz. Before executing any instruction, it deleberates over it a number of times and finally does nothing.
V.P. Singh Virus:
This virus reserves a quota for each instruction, and executes them only according to the quota. Needless to say, the least used instructions have a higher quota than the more used instructions. This virus is also known as social justice virus.
Sukh Ram Virus:
This virus first swallows 10% of the bits in each instruction and then executes them.
Maneka Gandhi Virus:
This is a green virus. It executes only those programmes that were written by vegetarians or animals.
L.K. Advani Virus:
This virus pops up every now and then, and the only way you can continue working is by typing Jai Shri Ram 108 times.
Deve Gowda Virus:
The main characterestic of this virus is that it tries to schedule all the processes at the same time. This virus services all the request for resources,and allocates them irrespective of whether they are available or not.
Jayalalitha Virus:
This actually is a family of viruses. Each member of this virus family grab as much of hard disk space as possible,while the main virus is totally unaware of it. When everything stops working,this virus blames the user for the whole chaos.
I.K.Gujral Virus:
Before executing any instruction, this virus calls tries to get the approval of 18 other viruses and most of the time, one of the viruses blocks the instruction. So Gujral virus most of the time does not execute anything. While it is not doing anything, as it is always, this virus connects to the Internet and keeps sending data to all major/minor countries in the World except India w/o receiving the replies.
Veerappan virus:
This virus plays hide and seek. it captures some resources and releases them after some time. it sometimes seems to be eradicated but suddenly reappears.
Laloo Yadav virus:
A dangerous virus, gulps all the resources as well as it corrupts the data. If you try to use scanner, During hibernation,it will rename its signature with another deadly virus of the same family. This virus takes help from other viruses to avoid scanning.
Mulayam Virus:
Whatever way, it will try to grab resources of the system, it's only task is to abort BJP processes. this virus hangs the system by sending conflicting signals to different hardware units.
Sonia Gandhi Virus:
Once a part of most deadly virus family of the world. No scanner can detect now,how much damage it can cause to the system, but people use Bofors scanner for temporary protection.
Kashi-Maya Virus:
It's also called the Dalit virus, it destabilizes the co-ordination amongst different resources, It controls & steps the low priority resources from functioning. Lot of scanners available now to kill it. Other viruses are thriving by splitting this virus.
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Re: PP ਭੈਣਾਂ ਦਾ ਖੂੰਜਾ - Girls' Corner

Postby TanuHerman » August 2nd, 2012, 9:06 pm

@ Joban Veer ji And Sukh Veer ji : Sharings lai > :salute: :worship:
Te Gandhi ji nu jara side te rakho ... Ohna da mul nai penda :P

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@ Heer ji : Kya baat he ji .. kya baat he .. :clap:
vese baat he kya ?? :lol: :rofl:

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Khoonje ch' vi rasam nibha diti jave fer ajj .. :)
Hanji te mere Veereo .. ajao jara k .. Tannu ayi a rakhrhi banan :P


Sukh Veer ji Pakke Canada Vale -
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Sheendal Veer :P -
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Nimpy Veer ji -
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Sarvar ji :) -
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Sahibjot Veer -
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Rabb ji sada Charhdi Kala ch' rakhan mere sare Veeran nu te sab hassde wassde rehan :)

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:arrow: ਭੈਣ ਭਰਾ ਦਾ ਰਿਸ਼ਤਾ ਵੀਰਾ ,ਰਬ ਅੰਨਮੋਲ ਬਣਾਇਆ
ਨਾ ਭੁੱਲੀਂ ਇਹ ਸੁੱਚੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਦਾ,ਮੁੱਲ ਨਹੀਂ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਪਾਇਆ
ਭੈਣ ਤੇਰੀ ਨੇ ਮੰਗੀ ਤੇਰੀ ਵੀਰਾ ਸਦਾ ਹੀ ਖੈਰ
ਚਾਹੇ ਆਖਿਆ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਜੰਮ ਪਈ ਧੰਨ ਇਹ ਕੋਈ ਗੈਰ :)


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