Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

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Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby navidhatt » November 22nd, 2008, 3:07 am

Sarian tu hath jord ke Pyar Bhari Sat Sri Akal. Yesterday I was browsing around on the web and looking for Dr. Surjit Pattar sahib's Kuj keha taan hanera jarrega kiven, chup reha taan shamadaan ki kehan ge. geet di maut is raat jo ho gai, mera jeena mere yaar kinj sehen ge ... and I came across with this website, went thru almost all the topics under Poetry nad Fiction. I've never before posted anything on any website but after reading all those postings it really encourged me to post something too, so here i go starting with Mazahia Poem by the Pakistani Poet Zahid Fakhri..

Kadi te pekke ja nee begum,
Aave sukh da saah nee begum.
Katheyaan reh reh aak gye aan hoon,
Lage beh beh thaak gye aan hoon,
Te tideian wangoon Paak gaye aan hoon,
Te bhaar ve nako naak gaye aan hoon,
hoon siney dand pa nee begum,
Kadi te pekke ja nee begum.

Eko chapad de wich taar ke,
Ki labha e shadi kar ke,
Jindri lang chali maar maar ke,
Adhe reh gye ann daar daar ke,
oh mil gaye bardi sazza nee begum,
Kadi te pekke ja nee begum.

Ki ki rang vikha ditey ney,
Sajjan yaar chudda ditey ney,
pichhle pyaar bhula ditey ney,
Bengan taak khuaa ditey ney,
Tars koi hoon khaah nee begum,
Kadi te pekke ja nee begum.


Please do write your thoughts about this nazm and also add some of your poem you think are funny and worth sharing

Thank you

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Re: Mazahia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby marjana_malook_jeha » November 22nd, 2008, 3:18 am

love it bai..its too good on youtube. Thr r others like banyan..sabjiyan...hor barhe theme ne.i will post here .thx for ur time...it really takes time to post here in txt.
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Re: Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby bobbysandhu » November 22nd, 2008, 10:07 am

ik kudi jisda naam mein bhul gaya
kutdi hei, kutdi hei, kut di hei

mein keha usnu menu chad de
per oh sun di nahi
hun ta mera kol khadi c
hun mere kol nahi hei
hun oh rasoi wich khadi hei
hun mere velna wajeya hei

os kudi nu meri saun hei
os kudi nu apni sau hei
os kudi nu usdi sass te sahure di saun hei
inj mere wal velne na mare
chehre mere te daag na pawe
sareer sare nu bhawein bhan lawe
per mere dand sabat chadd dawe

ik kudi jisda naam mein bhul gaya
kutdi hei, kutdi hei, kut di hei
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Re: Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby amardeep.sidhu » November 22nd, 2008, 10:41 am

bahut sohna 22...main b try karunga post karan di kuch na kuch...
ek bas tu hi nahi mujh se khafa ho baitha
maine jo sang tarasha woh khuda ho baitha

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Re: Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby rane » November 22nd, 2008, 11:22 am

Ha ha ha ha... :D :rofl: :rofl: :D
mza aa gya ji pad k... :rofl:
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Re: Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby dollysandhu » November 22nd, 2008, 6:48 pm

Woh college ki yaaden

Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo who US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,
Woh TeeKha Samosaa, Who thanda saaa paani,
Woh Teekha Samosa, Who thanda saaa paani

Woh College ki sabse - purani nishaanee,
Woh chai vaalaa jisko - saare kehte the...jaani,
Woh jaani ke hathon - ki 'cutting' chai meethi,
Woh chup-kese journal - mein Jo bheji thi chitthi,

Woh padhte hi chitthi - tha uska bhadakna,
Woh chehre ki laali, who aankhon kaa gussaa

Woh teekha samosa, who thanda saaa paani..

Kadi dhoop mein - apni room se nikalnaa,
Woh project ki Khatir - tha Dar Dar bhataknaa ,
Woh lecture mein doston - ki proxy lagaanaa,
Woh sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Woh submission ki raton - ko jagna jagaanaa,
Woh vivas ke kisse, who pracs ki kahani....
Woh teekha samosa, who thanda saaa paani.

Woh dena Bimaari - ka har time bahana,
Woh doosron ka assignment - ko apnaa banana,
Woh seminar ke din - pairon ka chat-patanaa,
Woh workshop mein din bhar - pasinaa bahanaa,
Woh slogans banana - aur Gym me rakhadna,
Phir Exam ke din ko �" tha bechain hona,
Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda s AAA paani..

College ki thi - who lambi is raatein,
Woh doston se tapre pe - pyaari is Baatein;
Woh gathering ke din ka Jo ladnaa Jhagadnaa;
Woh kudiyon ka yuhin - hamesha akadnaa;
Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi
Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo who US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,
Woh TeeKha Samosaa, Who thanda saaa paani,
Woh Teekha Samosa, Who thanda saaa paani
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Re: Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby navidhatt » November 23rd, 2008, 5:21 am

Teray Ghar Kay Samnay Sitti Bajana Yaad Hai
daikh Kar abba ko teray doar jana Yaad Hai

Woah Teray Bhai sai pitna aur chilana Mera
Hamko aab taak ashqee ka woah Zamana Yaad Hai

Khainch laina woah meray hathoon sai danda Dafatan
Aur teray khaloo ka woah Thaparh lagana yaad Hai

Aashqee ka jurm main thanay woah laigana mera
Aur Mustandoo sai woah pitna pitana yaad hai

Tugh sai milnay ko mera ghoray pai aana raat ko
aur waktay wisal auska hin hinnana yaad hai

JaaG jana woah mohalay bhar ka ais awaz par
aur mera bhag kai woah jaan chorana yaad hai

Maan jana woah teray baap ka shadi kay liyay
aur mera doar kar bhai sahib ko lana yaad hai
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Re: Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby bobbysandhu » November 25th, 2008, 6:36 pm

here is my take on Robert Frost's "Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening"

The Poem that Robert Frost plagiarized:

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.
He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

and here is the original poem that i wrote:

Stopping By Girls On a Tragic Evening

Which class is this i think i know.
Teacher is in the staff room though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch these girls playing catch & throw.
My girlfriend must think it queer
My stopping without a single fear
Between her and a class full of girls
The choice almost fills my eye with a tear.
She gives her hands a little shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of a slap laid down on my cheek.
Girls are a beauty, hot and mean,
But i have a girlfriend to keep,
And hours of persuading before i sleep
And hours of persuading before i sleep

- Prof Bobby "Hawt" Frost
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Re: Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby dollysandhu » November 25th, 2008, 6:53 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
loevlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
sira 22 oye

ah ta grezi dept da national anthem hona chaida
me jarur sunayugi dpt ch ehnu
i am sure mere classmate boys v ehde nalr elate kar paunge :D
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Re: Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby navidhatt » November 26th, 2008, 2:57 am

Ek tuseen o jo kiney sohne o,
Ek tuseen o jo kiney changey o,
Ek tuseen o jo kiney pyare o,
Ek tuseen o jo saadey chan taare o,
Ek assen aan jo jhooth boli janey aan....
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Re: Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby marjana_malook_jeha » November 26th, 2008, 4:37 am

Navi you can edit the subject of first post and do the correction. its mazahiya...urdu word.
Nicely written by bobby, you guys are pretty talented in this field. May god wish you much more talent than ever....
And i found that these all belong to a paki shayer Anwar Masood. Long back watched videos on yt. Here is baniyan:

ek aadmi baniyaan vech reha te ohdi nazam bana ke pesh kiti hai Anwar masood ne:

banain len jaande oo
banain le ke aund eoo
paande oo te paindi ni
pai jaye te lehandi ni
pai jaye te lehandi ni
leh jaye te duji vaari paun jogi rehandi ni..

baniyan mai deyanga
paogey te pai jaye
lahogey te leh jaye
leh jaye te dujji vaari paun jogi reh jaye..

baniyan meri wadiya
baniyan meri top di

waddeya nu poori ave
nikkeya de naap di
cheez hove asli
te muhoo paye boldi
dhup naalo gori lagge
rassi utte doldi

jine ware( years) chaho
tusi es nu handha lao
fer bhawein bacheya da
jhaangiya bana lao...
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Re: Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby bobbysandhu » November 26th, 2008, 12:03 pm

U L T I M A T E... SIRA....

amazing baniyan poetry
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Re: Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby rane » November 26th, 2008, 2:04 pm

heheheee... :) :lol:
sareea ne e kmaal kiti pai aa...bahut wadiya yaar :D
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Re: Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby dollysandhu » November 26th, 2008, 5:18 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: baniyan ta ultimate aa
ho ha ha lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Re: Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby kaemPunjaban » November 26th, 2008, 8:03 pm

hahahahahahahahahaa tusi ta baahliya e kaem posts kriya ne sareya ne
baniyaan bahut wadhiya e harman :rofl:
bobby ne v frost nu changa remix kita e :D
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Re: Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby jagdeep101 » November 28th, 2008, 11:12 pm

Rabba Dukh Na Dewi Mere Yaar Nu,
Menu Bhawe Dukhan Da Pahaad Dede,
Ghume Nawe Hero Jet Cycle Te Yaar Mera,
Menu Bhawe Purani Mercedes Car Dede….
ਫੁੱਲਾਂ ਨਾਲੋਂ ਸੋਹਲ ਯਾਰਾ ਸਾਡੇ ਜਜ਼ਬਾਤ ਨੇ......
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Re: Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby bobbysandhu » November 29th, 2008, 5:21 pm

badi der se tamana thi
ke banu tere haath ka rumaal
per jab tera jukaam dekha
irada badal geya
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Re: Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby Manjotdullat » November 29th, 2008, 5:24 pm

Eh nazaaam forward kardaan main agge :^)

waise tamanna kaun thi 22 ???
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Re: Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby jagdeep101 » November 30th, 2008, 2:48 pm

1.Asi V Smart, Tusi V Smart.
Sada V Rang Saaf, Twada V Rang Saaf,
Bas Ik Chota Jeha Fark aa,
Asi Dil To Saaf, Tusi Dimag
2.ToSade Khayal Da V Khayal Rakheya Kar,
Har Wele Na Nawa Sawal Rakheya Kar,
Noji Teri Wagdi Rehndi Har Wele,
Kise Wele Taan Kol Rumaal Rakheya Kar….
ਫੁੱਲਾਂ ਨਾਲੋਂ ਸੋਹਲ ਯਾਰਾ ਸਾਡੇ ਜਜ਼ਬਾਤ ਨੇ......
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Re: Mazakia Nazm (Funny poetry)

Postby marjana_malook_jeha » November 30th, 2008, 4:30 pm

kal bazaar mein mili thi RITA
kuch keh bhi rahi thi RITA
sign ቂ over cos ቂ = tan ቂ

ቂ = theeta

jehre math vich kaafi kamzor rahe ne ..lol..ohna di samaj to bahar aa bai eh shayer.
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