12:41 pm - Friday October 24, 2014

China to Invade India During the Telecast of ‘Comedy Nights with Kapil Sharma’

Comedy Nights with KapilWikileaks has recently revealed that the move of withdrawing forces by China from Indian territory was just for the time being. They have reassessed their strategy and are now planning to carry out their operations at 10 pm during weekends when the whole nation is busy watching Comedy Nights with Kapil Sharma

Dumbstruck by the sudden move from China, President Pranab Mukherjee went forth to seek the assistance of Kapil Sibbal who first proposed to ban Facebook to avoid the ‘Comment Battle’ between Indian-Chinese users but later dropped the idea as the very idea too, seemed Imported from China.

In a shocking move by Indian Govt, the team of Deepak Chaurasia with cameraman Praful Pandey from ‘Piyaaz Takk’ has been sent to China to look into the matter. Upon asked about Channel’s new name, Deepak said, “The name of channel was changed to make it look more ‘commercial ‘ “

Meanwhile, in a recent interview, Kapil Sharma has been stated saying he had no idea of the evil intentions of neighbouring nation else he must have aired the show during winter when the presence of fog would have made it difficult to find India for Chinese soldiers with already closed eyes. The statement arrived after an hour of silence as no reporter could assemble the courage to question Kapil for they had already witnessed what comes around for those who speak up on his show. Mr. Arnab Goswami then showed up to break the pin drop silence. Besides Kapil, sat Navjot Singh Sidhu who with no request whatsoever said this verse…

Meri beevi ne dekha to toot gya aaina…
Meri beevi ne dekha to toot gya aaina…
You can’t win India with those weapons
Because… They are made in China
(Thoko Taali)

(Reliable sources confirmed that Sidhu was later seen filing a PIL against Domestic Violence in Punjab-Haryana Highcourt)

Well ! The First report sent by Deepak Chaurasia shows his interaction with a Chinese official who denies the claims of Wikileaks and suspects that WikiLeaks may very well be using Kapil’s popularity to gain spotlight again.

The good news is that the Indo-China situation seems under control now after Kapil promised to invite the team of Wikileaks as audience on his show. Unknown comedians have anticipated that Kapil might have taken this step to take his frustration out on Wikileaks by embarrassing them with his wittiness.

Disclaimer – The content of this article is purely fictitious (2695)

Filed in: Funny Article, International

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11 Responses to “China to Invade India During the Telecast of ‘Comedy Nights with Kapil Sharma’”

  1. Tejinder
    October 9, 2013 at 2:41 pm #

    kaint veere…Faking news to chakya article ke khud likhya…(already closed eyes waali bahli kaint line si)

    • October 11, 2013 at 5:11 pm #

      Thanks veere :) Actually, Faking news layi hi likhya c but then posted it here because ohdo takk mainu pata nahi c k PP eho jihe article v allow karda ! I own the rights over it. Btw, jo version Faking News te hai.. Oh v mere name under hi published hai :)

  2. AJ
    October 9, 2013 at 3:53 am #

    what a rub*ish article, makes no sense to me.
    writer put every effort to make a humour here and all gone in vein..
    sorry did not get anything from this article.

    • October 9, 2013 at 5:31 am #

      Yeah it was clear from first day that it wont be understood by a major part of readers especially those residing abroad and are not well aware of the issues in India. Reader needs to know his geography well to understand this. No offense but I wonder if you know why the name of Arnab Goswami was used in there. I was always ready to get criticized for writing it. Happy that you spoke what you felt. Much appreciated ! Thanks brother :)

      • AJ
        October 15, 2013 at 5:43 am #

        i like your professional way to deal with critics,otherwise i have seen many authors (or should say writers) of this website meltdown or exploded dealing with critics.

        Can i suggest to write about our education system in punjab where:

        1. there are more engineer colleges than schools .
        2. engineering graduates dont even know what IT means.
        3. 35 years old still studing after having double MA in punjabi.
        4. Uni’s like PU are the breading grounds for political gundas.

        i am sure there will be a lot of humour…..
        and please tell Sidhu saab to do something that MP should be doing. (dont try defend him because i am from amritsar).

        thanks

        • October 17, 2013 at 7:02 pm #

          Well about education, I must confess I have been wanting to write on it for a while now. Infact, I have personal grudge with the whole education system of our country as it is the most vital component that needs to be revolutionized to shape a better future of India but as you have asked for it I will try to fake a news report asap to make its mockery. But apparently I am having issues with my mental health which I need to take care of. Also, I gotta make sure I do well with my board exams so once I am done with my +2, I will fulfill your wish for sure. :)

          N yeah abt Navjot Sidhu, his role in this article was confined that to his image as a TV Celebrity & Poetry encyclopedia. :p There was no way I could use and justify his political life in this article, it being based around Comedy Nights with Kapil.

  3. September 27, 2013 at 9:40 am #

    Thanks a lot veer ji :) But… Just wondering if it is you brother? :D Bcoz if it is you, this is the 3rd time I got appreciated by a celebrity due to PP !

  4. September 27, 2013 at 9:32 am #

    Pleasure bro ! Happy to Help like Vodafone ;)

  5. Ritish
    September 24, 2013 at 4:17 pm #

    hahahah…exam stress gone
    thnx bro
    thnx PP :)
    P.E.A.C.E

  6. September 22, 2013 at 5:00 pm #

    Thanks a lot PP for publishing it. This one is special being my first work of fiction or satire. Above that, I got Negative (Let’s say Harsh) criticism due to it for first time in my life. Feeling Good :)

  7. September 21, 2013 at 8:14 am #

    Wow! What a great Plan.

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