Some facts about Rajnikant from his films:
1. Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!
2. In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3. Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Rajnikant waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… the gangster dies…
4. Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
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Facts submitted by the readers of this article:
1. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!! - by Ketan Raiyani
2. Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!! - by Ankit Shukla
3. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !! - by Ankit Shukla
4. When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!” - by Ankit Shukla
5. Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!! - by Ankit Shukla
6. The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!! - by Ankit Shukla
7. Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol - by TJ
8. Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!! - by TJ
9. Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife. - by Vivek Singhania
10. There in nothing Rajini’Kant do. - by Pras
11. Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other. – by Sourav Ghosh
12. Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one” - by Pras
13. Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. - by Rajini
14. Intel’s new caption – Rajnikant Inside. - by Prabh
15. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle. - by Abbas
16. Rajini doesn’t need water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merge at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants. - by Abbas
17. All of the theories on Dinosaur Extinction are wrong. Rajnikant simply stomped his foot and they all died. - by Abbas
18. If Rajnikant gets into a car accident (yeah right) His car will need some airbags to protect it from him. - by Abbas
19. Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down. - by Abbas
20. Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land. - by Abbas
21. If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning. - by Abbas
22. Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. - by Abbas
23. Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired - by Abbas
24. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on. - by Abbas
25. Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana - by Abbas
26. In the back of the book of world records, it says “All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place.” - by Abbas
27. Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet. - by Abbas
28. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. It failed miserably. - by Abbas
29. Basketball player: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hrs… can u..?? - by Abbas
Rajnikanth: enna rascala… How do u think the earth spins…?? :) mind it! - by siva
30. In an wild argument, rajnikant showd a middle finger to his GF…n she gt pregnant !!! - by siva
31. 1000 yrs from now……..robots will make movie named “Rajanikant” - by siva
32.Paul The Octopus was asked to predict when would Rajnikant Die …………….. R.I.P PAUL !!!! - by Nikhil
33. Rajnikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third. – by Arpit Rathi
34. Rajnikanth added facebook as his friend. - by Arpit Rathi
35. Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding… while walking… - by Arpit Rathi
36. Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as “Guiness book of world RECORDS”. - by Arpit Rathi
37. Once Rajnikant taught a kid how to open a door without ringing d bell. Today that child is know as CID inspector DAYA. - by Arpit Rathi
38. Once Rajnikant mumbled some numbers in his sleep. Those numbers are today collectively known as the “LOG TABLE.” - by Nikhil
39.When Rajnikanth was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables! – by Harvinder Singh Gill
40. The oceans are filled with tears of Rajnikanths victims. – by Harvinder Singh Gill
41. The Punjabi singer Pooja was at one time married but then Rajnikanth started to have a crush on her… and now she’s Miss Pooja. – by Harvinder Singh Gill
42. The only reason ShahRukh Khan stuttered in the movie Darr is because he saw Rajnikanth behind Juhi Chawla!! – by Harvinder Singh Gill
43. The movie Krrish is loosely based on Rajnikanth’s life. – by Harvinder Singh Gill
44. Gandhi’s non violence movement REALLY pissed Rajnikanth off. – by Harvinder Singh Gill
45. India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games… Rajnikanth gave it to them! – by Harvinder Singh Gill
46. An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai … Rajnikant stopped it in Lonawala. - by Nikhil
47. Rajnikant Bcom Accounting Answr Paper is Termed as ACCOUNTING STANDARDS - by Nikhil
48. Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear. Mind it anna.. - by Nikhil
49. Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession - by Nikhil
50. Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, the beggar is now known as 50 Cent - by Nikhil
51. Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajinikanth has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion and the count is far from completed. - by John Cena D-X
52. Rajinikanth is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists. - by John Cena D-X
53. Raincoats were developed to prevent raindrops from getting electrocuted on coming within 100 metres of Rajinikanth. (Gap10 fans, excuse) - by John Cena D-X
54. Thousands of years ago Rajinikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair. - by John Cena D-X
55. The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1′. - by John Cena D-X
56. We face earthquakes only when Rajnikanth plays skipping. - by Sushil
57. Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computer needed Lifeline to Choose the question. - by Manish
58. Once Rajni was having sex in a Fiat . A sperm escaped and entered the engine of the car …that car is now called Ferrari. – by Agn
59. If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs, its time for the next Windows release by Microsoft. - by Harkirat
60. Rajnikanth gargles with Frag Grenads. - by Pratik Raval
61. There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth, but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajnikanth and lives. – by Pratik Raval
62. Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn’t make any sense. – by Pratik Raval
63. Rajnikanth can run you over with a parked car. – by Pratik Raval
64. Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including sign language - by Pratik Raval
65. Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open. - by Pratik Raval
66. Once, Rajnikanth told Nike to ‘just do it…’ and it did. - by Pratik Raval
67. If 12/21/2012 is the end of the world, it means that Rajnikanth got bored with humanity - by Pratik Raval
68. A new Nostradamus prophecy has been uncovered. Armageddon & Rajnikanth are one and the same. - by Pratik Raval
69. Lifetime Warranties do not exist because of Rajnikanth. – by Pratik Raval
70. Rajnikanth doesn’t have bad days. Bad days have Rajnikanth - by Pratik Raval
71. Rajnikanth has nicknames for his feet… Hiroshima and Nagaski. - by Pratik Raval
72. When Rajnikanth was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap Rajnikanth. - by Pratik Raval
73. Rajnikanth puts his pants on two legs at a time. - by Pratik Raval
74. Rajnikanth CAN read Lady Gaga’s poker face. – by Pratik Raval
75. Two ghosts were talking.. One consoled other “Don’t fear brother.. there is nothing like Rajnikant” – by Gaurav Sharma
76. Once Bill Gates went to Rajnikant. For what? To ask for DVD of Windows 8. – by Aaruni Parimal
77. No one can wish a happy birthday to Rajjnikanth cause he was here before time existed – by Mrugesh
78. i have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone……..dat i dont require a charger now:) - by Neeraj
79. Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation. - by Sandeep
80. Rajnikant’s daughter lost her virginity. Rajnikant found it and gave it back to her !!! - by ssumanth
81. Rajnikant was born on 30th february.. Since then february decided not to give this date to anyone else..!! Mind it.. - by Sandeep
82. If ever you want to pinch Rajnikant,The best thing you can do is launch a missile at him. – by Arun Prasad
83. Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…!!! - by Sandeep
84. Well, this one will be understood well by medical persons. Once acute renal failure patient comes to RAJNIKANT. After getting bored of his complaints, RAJNIKANT just says ‘sssshhhuu’ and kidney starts functioning. - by Sandeep
85. Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track. - by Sandeep
86. Even gajani remembers rajni. - by Sandeep
87. This year’s RAJNIKANT award goes to …… Oscar - by Sandeep
88. Graham Bell ne lamppost ke neeche padhai ki.. Rabindranath Tagore ne laalten mein padhai ki. Einstein ne doosre logo ki khidki se aati thodi si roshni mein padhai ki. Aur Rajnikanth ne Agarbatti mein :) – -by GGJJ
89. Grammatical thinking:Those think in universe in one we start with THE. like THE sun. so not call rajni call THE rajnikant. - by @nk!t
90. Why Osama isn’t caught? Well!! Rajnikanth isn’t interested. - by nihilist
91. Even wildest of animals get goosebumps at the sight of Rajnikanth. Porcupines find him even scary. - by nihilist
92. Once Rajnikant participated in 100 meter running race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won the race. Seeing this Einstein committed suicide . do U know why. Coz light came third, but who came 2nd Rajnikant’s shadow. - by Sandeep
93. One day Rajnikanth bunked school, now its known as Sunday. – by dollysandhu
94. The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually Rajnikhant’s signature. -by Nikhil_The_One
95. Rajnikanth cannot work in a BPO (Business Process Outsourcing) Why??? because he himself is a process. - by RupamChowdhury
96. My laptop is now totally safe from trojans and virus… I just installed RAJNIKANTH Antivirus in my system !! - by Manish
97. Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…
Rajni: ok..
Nxt day…
Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow???? - by Ali
98. When rajnikanth dies, the grave doesnt read RIP, it reads ‘BRB’ - by Zain
99. World cup 2011 Grouping:
Group A: AUS,PAK,SL,NZ,ZIM,CANADA,KENYA,IND,SA,ENG,WI
BAN,IRL and NETHERLAND
Group B: RAJNIKANTH. - by Ali
100. Rajnikanth got inspired by Superman , Batman and Hanuman and wanted to beat them all in a single shot so he wore underwear over lungi , grew a tail to his back and wore a bedsheet behind him. – by Bhanupriya
101. Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth , Madras - by Dholak
102. Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast. - by Me
103. Rajanikanth is the only person to have got nobel prize in acting. - by Me
104. When Pope walks with Rajanikanth, People ask “Who is that guy in robe?” - by Me
105. Laughing Budha is the Japanese guy whom Rajni told a joke in childhood…. - by Aditya
106. No one is perfect, Rajnikant is no one – by Yukta
107. Rajnikanth, it seems is a verb and not a noun. Its the continuous process happening inside and around us. - by Harsh
108. The Indian Government has requested Rajnikanth to restrict importing Bullet trains from China for using them as cartridges in his pistol - by Harsh
109. Rajnikant is lovin’ it! – Macdonald’s new tagline - by Harsh
110. Rajnikanth swaps his visitng cards at ATMs to get cash - by Harsh
111. Once rajni sent an sms to Einstein . It read – E=MC2 - by Harsh
112. Corporate Slogans as they should be:
Impossible is Rajnikanth – Adidas
The car in front is Rajnis – Toyota.
Rajnikanth at Work – General Electric (GE)
I am Rajnikanth! What? Rajnikanth I am – Reebok
Connecting Rajnikanth – Nokia
Hello Rajnikanth – Motorola
Express Rajnikanth – Airtel Cellular Service India
A Rajnikanth can change your life – Idea Cellular India
Do you… rajnikanth!? – Yahoo
High Performance, Delivered – Accenture for Rajnikanth
Republic of Rajnikanth - by Dr Sunil
113. Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what rajnikanth can do for your country.- by Dr Sunil
114. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love with rajnikanth.- by Dr Sunil
115. One night at 2AM in the morning Rajni gets a phone call saying, “Congratulation Rajnikant you have won the Noble Peace prize and an all expence paid trip to Bangkok.” Rajni puts the phone down, Mrs Rajnikant asks who was it. Rajni replies. “Some bloody telemarketing guy”- by Dr Sunil
116. By the time Grahambell invented telephone, he had 2missed calls from Rajnikanth. – by gau
117. Aishwairya rai to rajnikant: ek chutki sindhoor ki kimat tum kya jaano rajni babu???
Rajnikant: 0.000000078650000123478956 grams - by Akshay B
118. Once a boy went to xerox Rajnikant’s photograph. The xerox machined got copied twice… - by Dattaraya
119. When Rajnikant signs in at Facebook, Facebook updates its status. - by kundan
120. Anhoni ko honi karde
honi ko anhoni,
ek jagah jab Jama ho teeno
RAJNI , GAJANI aur DHONI.
Congrets team India for winning the cricket world cup. - by Sandeep
121. Once it was extreamly clowdy in china. then they found out that it was rajni who was smoking from india. -by Rohini
122. Rajni was shot with a bullet. The next day it was the bullet’s funeral. -by Rohini
123. Alfred Nobel recieved the Rajnikant Award! - by RNB
124. Once Rajnikant participated in 100m race, obviously he came 1st. But Einstein died after noticing that Light came 2nd..!! - by chaitanya
125. Rajnikaant’s heartbeat is measured in richter scale. – by Yusuf Abdullah
126. Even lord “voldemort” refers 2 Rajini as “He who must not be named” – by Dinesh Rath
127. Once Rajnikant bought 4 acers of land and made 4 wells at each corner. People asked wht was he doing. He answerd that he wanted to play Carrom. - by Raj
128. Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants ,2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo. Why? To Play chess! - by Mahesh Pawar
129. Q: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television? Ans: There is Rajni’s movie already telecasting! - by Sampat
130. Rajnikant is really mad about people making sms jokes on him that he is thinking of deleting forward options from every phone. – by Zing
131. Rajni knows what’s cookin’ (Rock) - by DATTATRAYA
The Hollywood Facts of Rajnikant
1. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
2. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the ninth book.
3. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
4. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
5. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
6. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
7. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
8. 10 actors have played the role of James Bond. No one has been able to enact Rajnikant… THE REAL JAMES BOND.
9. Rocky never challanged the one man who can defeat him… Rajnikant
10. Why do you think there are no superheroes in india…. Simple… no one can invade Rajnikant’s territory.
Rajnikant Vs the Computer World
1. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
2. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.
3. Rajnikant’s email id is gmail@rajnikant.com
4. If you Google search ‘Rajnikant getting kicked’, you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
5. Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
6. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
7. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
8. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
General facts about Rajnikant
1. Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
2. When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
3. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!
4. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
5. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
6. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
7. Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!
8. Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!
9. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!
10. Rajanikanth can build a snowman…. out of rain.
11. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
12. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
13. Rajanikanth can play the violin….on a piano.
14. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on ….he turns the dark off.
15. Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…. his heart lost.
16. Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
17. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes .
18. The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
19. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
20. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
21. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
22. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
23. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
24. Rajnikant is so fast. He can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
25. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
26. Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
27. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
28. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
29. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
30. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
31. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
32. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
33. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
34. Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
35. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
36. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
37. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
38. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
39. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
40. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
41. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
42. When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
43. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
44. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
45.. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
46. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
47. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
48. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
49. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
50. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
51. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
52. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
53. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
54. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
55. Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
56. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
57. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
58. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
59. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
60. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
61. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
62. Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
63. Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
64. Rajinikanth doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths.
65. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
66. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
67. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
68. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
69. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
70. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.
71. Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
72. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
73. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
74. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
75. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
76. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
77. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
78. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.
79. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
80. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. (8764)
rajnikant’s email id is gmail@rajnikant.com
Rajnikanth Will never See Horoscope , Horoscope Will need to see its Rajnikanth
Here is one more ” Once Rajnikant threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then the grenade exploded “
LOOK, I’M WARNING YOU. STOP MAKING JOKES ON HIM
OTHERWISE HE WILL DELETE THE INTERNET
there are all kinds of jokes on Rajni…but still he is a living legend…..:p…!!
Dear Rajnikant, Please switch off your A.C. Sincerely, North Indians.
One day,Rajnikanth went to a house in US and masturbated.
That house is now called the White House!!
3 children got missing but Rajnikant searched them & punished .
nowadays all three children are known as ” Gandhiji k Teen Bandar”.
Wish can’t dare to wish anything to Rajnikant beacause wish’s existance is due to rajnikant wish .
Dear all,
i do make jokes on Rajnikant only for entertainment purpose .
if you are on this website. it means somewhere you want to read jokes on him.
so enjoy and dont take it otherwise if u are fan of mr. rajnikant .
and keep it in your mind that at least each indian love Mr. rajnikant.
21st dec 2012 world end is bullshit . why ?
beause the world can’t escape from rajnikant .
revolver shoots because it trust rajnikant.
why does rajnikant lit cigrete in air ?
because fire fear to rajni’s anger.
a famous basket baller Lebanon James said
“u know rajnikanth, I can spin a basket ball on my little finger for 3 hours”
Rajnikanth replied”raskalla wat du u think the urth is spinning on :-D”
Rajnikanth can sing hindi song in english
rajnikant gave birth TO HIS OWN FATHER
new one: rajnikant gave birth TO HIS FATHER
nice one yaar keep coming see my website to know news of latest tech,entertainment etc
It’s awesome. really cool jokes.
the best one is
Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
Once Newton attempted to suicide when somebody informed that light came 2nd in a race;Rajnikant came first
rajnikant rocks
kash rajnikant aaj se 100 saal pehle ho gye hote to angrej aaj apni azadi ke liye lad rhe hoterajikant rocks
Once a farmer put Rajinikanth’s photo
instead of a scarecrow in his farm
u wont believe what happened
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the birds were bringing back the crops taken
last year!
Great actor…
One nite while sleeping, Rajnikanth was numbing some random numbers..
That was how the log table was invented.
Rajnikanth can play piano on guitar..
Sun doesn’t rise until Rajni says “Good Morning ! “
once rajni kanth was teaching his grandson to how to use a gun in Chennai and lol osama bin laden was killed!
Naresh Kanodiyo in fighting sceen,
Ek bar jo mene commitment kar di to phir me “rajnikant” ki bhi nai sunta.
all videos on youtube are uploaded by rajnikant
rajnikant can watch a movie in radio
One of the most spectacular actor of all time! Salute to him :)
Once rajanikanth decided to make a horror film & guess what
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It scared the hell out of the devil
RajKumar to Rajnikant : Tum woh ho jise samundar khaa jata hai…hum woh jo samundar pee jate hain
RajniKant drags him by his collar to the pacific and says…chal peekar dikha..
Scientists found a bullet in one of the dinosaur’s fossil. IT had Rajni written over it…
Once Rajni smashed the nose of a kid…today he has become a singer called Himesh Reshammiya….
Once rajni steppped on the weighing scale…after 5 minutes the scale threw the slip out saying “to be continued….”
Once Rajnikant stepped on the weighing scale…after 5 minutes, it threw out a slip saying : ‘to be continued….”
Rajnikant is so slim that he needs to run around the shower to get wet!!!!!!
Rajnikant is so slim that he need to run around the shower to get wet!!!!!!
Gabbars Mother: So jaa bete, nahi to Rajni aa jayega….
When mosquito encounters Rajni…it sucks it own blood and dies to avoid much brutal death by Rajni…WICKED
Why USA gets so many storms?
Answer: Most of the time when Rajni gets a sneeze he is facing US.
Spirits play Ouija Board game to summon Rajni!
awesome!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT GRAVITY IS?
SHE IS THE MOTHER OF RAJNIKANTH AND THATS WHY DOESNT LET HIM GO ANYWHERE.
AFTER ALL HE IS HER ONLY SON.
The board above the house of the dog of rajnikanth reads “Beware of Master”.
this one is really great…
“Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!!”………….lol
rajnikant was born on moon,plays on mars,read at sun but die at earth!!!!
Did you know Rajinikanth can perform a wheelie on a Uni-Cycle
Andha dhund joke collection….awwosssssssssmmm
Once rajnikanth hit a century in just one ball!
rajnikanth can take all the wickets in just 1 ball
Rajnikanth once bowled out the wicket keeper
Tamilians are really great. The person who is not belonging to Tamil Nadu, can become superstar or any highest positiion. He need not have any extra ordinary talent or intelligence. what a broad minded people. This sort of attitude I never find in other states. Whether fans appreciating rajini or depreciating him or mocking him with fans I don`t understand. To some extent he attracts audience. Over rating appreciation is not always good.
rajinikanth know’s when jesus is coming :))))
Rajinikant puffed the Indian ocean, it resulted tsunami.
Rajanikant feeds fuel to earth.
Only Rajanikant is exempted from newtons laws.
This man has too many jokes on him
House of Rajnikant is so white that now it is known as white house.
Once rajnikant had a bite of an apple and gave it to steve jobs and now we all know where that apple company is…
Some HILARIOUS ones
1. Do you know why the earth is rotating? Rajinikanth once slapped it.
2. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
3. He can answer a missed call.
Once rajni ordered a plate of Idli in Domino’s and got it…….
Once rajni had an argument wid his mother thus he throwed her dinner set out of the window…..2day people refer them as UFO’s
Once rajni killed 20 men just saying “BANG!”
Tanqqqq LOL
Once rajni had an argument with his mother……In anger he throwed out her dinner set
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2day people refer them as UFO’S……LOL
Rajni once ordered a plate of Idli in Domnio’s and got it…… lOl
Rajni once killed 20 people just saying “BANG” Lolz…….
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from rajnikant
the best one…………. ::::::::::::::::::::::::
once rajnikant did a holiday in his school
and today that day is known as *sunday*
Teacher:What is half of 8?
Santa: 4…….
Rajni: Depend karta hai agar horizontaly aadha karo to ’0′ aur vertically kro to ’3′.
P.S : Rajni-kCant Loose !!! Jujjubee !!
Once Rajnikant said to a quite shy girl “plz talk something”..
Now dat grl is known as..
Dolly Bindra
Rajnikant and a girl were playing cards,
rajnikant had 3 ekkas (AAA) but could not win,why?….
Becoz the girl had 3 Rajnikants…
All scientist failed bt rajnikanth did…
Q-which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans-DOSA…
Rajnikant is thinking of changing his name to ‘Rajnikan’
coz he understand that there really isn’t anything like ‘Rajni can’t..’!!!!!!!!!!!!!
awesome dude……
eeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuu………….
Do you know why Day & Night happens? Because rajni takes sun with him to play night mathes.
Rajnikanth play cricket……………………..On a Carmboard
once all news reporters asked rajnikanth”how do you feel that people are making jokes on you” so rajni replied the are not jokes
once rajni kant rolled a die nd scored 7
what is rajnikant’s email id
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yahoo@rajnikant.com
wah Dannie dada
rajnikant dog has a straight tail…!!!!!!!!!!1
I urge all my friends to stop making jokes on Rajinikaant… Else he’ll delete the internet..!!!:(
once manchester utd had a football match against Rajnikant…..score was MANU – 10 RAJNIKANT- 0 …………rajnikant won the match by 10 – 0
Rajnikanth can make petrol price ‘Re.1 per liter’
There was no life on earth. And Rajanikanth split his PAAN.
Rajnikanth’s postal address:
3, Earth,
Solar System, Universe.
when rajnikanth was onced bored ,having nothing 2 do he kicks some huge rocks in the sky.2day those rocks r known as asteroid belts.
do u think that tese r the jokes about mee??
When Rajnikant was born;instead of crying he was laughing.
Once i have get call from RAJNIKANT when my mobile switch off due to battery law.
Farmer have never loss again because rajnikant like to play farmwille.
Once Rajnikant fill the exam paper and than he forget rough page, it page is called WIKIPEDIA..
once rajnikanth went behind a house and shagged. and now it is known as white house
It is awesom collection dude.
when rajnikant sneeze, there comes a hurricane in india
operating system of rajnikant has been released with open source
once there was a food shortage in india………………………the reason is that rajni put 1 glass of rice to eat and that was the day the india got food shortage
Only rajni sir knows the answer for- “why this kulaveri di?”
When Rajnikanth was a kid, he once in frustration throwed a stone towards the sky…..today the NASA discovered the new planet KEPLER 22B with earth like atmosphere…..
new object oriented language—rajnikant oriented language ..this is procedural ,object oriented.structured,model oriented language
Once Rajnikanth was playing cricket…..there was only one ball left with 10 runs to win…
Rajni hit the ball so hard that it got cut in 2 pieces…one piece scored 4 & the other went 6…
rajanikanth can ride the bike without weels
Rajnikant entered Bigg Boss .
Next Day,
Rajnikanth chahte hai ki Bigg Boss Confession room mein aaye.
Before Tom Cruise… “Mission Impossible” was offered to Rajni…but he rejected it…because he found the title of movie very offensive..!! :)
rajnikant never missed
No match for rajani
there is nothing like loadshading,it’s time when rajni is charging his mobile
once rajni was flying over Switzerland and his wallet fell down today the place is called….. Swiss bank :)
Rajnikant can leave comment on your facebook profile even if he is not in your friend’s list
Rajanikanth can talk 1000 words with is silence.
rajnikant knows who lets the dogs out…….
Rajinikanth coffee is the worlds production
IMDB dont rate rajnikanth movies, rajnikanth rate IMDB.
once rajnikant left his mobile in Japan.When he went to Antractica he searched his mobile and could find his mobile so he gave miss call which led to tsunami and earthquake in japan
Krish got his power from Jadu, Jadu got his power from sun n sun got its power from non other but Rajni …
Ranji…you too funny.my nose is falling off
son of a bitch,next ur penis ll fall if i come der !!! hw dare u rag rajni boss !
rajinikanth once went to china and drank a lot there..thats when bruce lee was born..
seriously this is true, believe or not.
Once Rajnikant was flying and all engines of flight failed, Thanks to Rajnikant, he immediately went to roof of the plane and some how managed to rotate the wings with enough pace to keep the plane lifted.
Then what happpened, Plane also ran out of fuel but shri rajnikant kept farting on the roof of plane and provide enough force to plane to move in fwd direction…and saved all the passengers .
wow wow rajnikant ji…
Arey yaar…. Please stop these jokes on Rajanikanth….
Or else, he will delete the INTERNET….
Minnnd itt….
Rajani started a collage for poors called : Rajani kant medical collage for enginieering and commerce
When Rajnikanth was a baby, he drank milk from the Milky Way
rajnikant was born with black glassescoz he didnt want to destroy the world as soon as he was born.
RAJNI KANTH KNOWS THE PEOPLE SHAKING HANDS I N NOKIA’S LOGO
rajnikant can actually lick his elbow…
Once Rajnikanth spat paan on a small house… Today is is known as ”The Red Fort” =)
When Grame Bell invented the telephone he was surprised ! Not due to that he had invented the telephone but already 2 miss calls of Rajnikant.
Rajanikanth becomes heated up and writes to his fans :
Arey sub chees ka ek adh hothi hai, koun ye joke subko bej rahaye hai ki ” The great Rajni mou se chawal katha hai or pichwade se idli nikal the hai…..”
Rajnikant watch movie on TV with eye closed and TV switch off
Fastest Broadband speed have been invented RBPS (Rajnikanth Bites Per Second)
Rajnikant became the first man to create two folders with the same name under MyDocuments….Microsoft is puzzled up to this day!
Rajni’s favourite pet is Dynosarous……………
once Anna went to meet Rajni and he told him the problems later Rajni called delhi , delhi came to him for suggestion and later anna won the first fight
once rajini had to jump from a bulding he simply kept his leg down from the building . today that building is known as the eifel tower
Butter got INVENTED when Rajnikanth stared at the ice cold Milk For the first time!!!
Rajnikanth can drink milk faster than it gets poured into the cup
boring jokes
The Rajnikant jokes are my favorite
Rajnikanth can make nucleus of electrons.
awesome jokes man. you all made me laugh like hell. thanks for that. keep going.
After a hectic day only one joke is enough to make u laugh for whole night.
awesum collection!!!!!
more than luved!!!!!
Rajni was annoyed that ther was a person a strong as him after that god was never seen
rajni can sign up in facebook n open his orkut account…
rajnikant dive on ocean results tsunami of 2005
rajnikant has a pet animal called dinosaur
rajnikant once fall a tear from eye today we can see it as ocean
once rajnikant lost his lighter on a planet
Now the planet is said to be sun
rajnikant open facebook wit new e mail id
Facebook@rajnikant.com
Fact:
Rajnikanth can send a Blackberry message from a coin both..
As a kid when Rajinikant was playing with round stones he got angry at his friend and threw 8 stones at him then his friend too was thrown away by him,those 8 stones are now called the 8 planets(excluding earth) and his friend ATLAS was punished by him to hold earth until rajini grows old, that’s forever.
During the dark ages once Rajini and Tansen had a fight, and to prove his superiority Tansen lit a lamp by singing. But wen rajini sang ,the result was the birth of SUN..
When Rajnikanth was a baby, he drank from the Milky Way.
krish got his power from jaadu and jaadu got it from rajini ……..
when ghram bell invented telephone he saw there were already 2 miscalls from rajnikant
rajnikant can eat water
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PRICE IS 200 RUPEES
every nation is proud of having army forces and nuclear weapons but they dont know that india is first nation to be proud bcz of having rajani
remember
Once Rajni kicked a horse that horse is known as unicorn
Awesome Collection!! :D .. SO much FuNny!!
Once upon a time Bermuda Triangle used to be known as Bermuda Square. Legend says that, there was a rift between the gods and Rajnikanth, as the gods decided to stay on this earth. This decision angered Rajnikanth immensely. Later on both of the decided to battle against each other in Bermuda Square. On the day of the battle, Rajnikanth kicked one of the islands of Bermuda Square which was the army base of the gods towards the sky. Thus resulting in Bermuda Triangle. But this part of the island went up very high and got stuck between Mars and Jupiter and broke into billions of pieces, which is today known as the Asteroid Belt. The gods got scared of him and never dared to come back on earth.
Moral: You don’t mess with Rajnikanth because Rajnikanth messes with you. Mind it!
nice one dear,,keep it up
Rajnikanth can escape from a Blackhole!
once a young boy got separated from his mother and knocked on rajnikanths door. Rajni saw him and said “ae kaun???”. Tody that boy is known as akon
Rajinikanth once donated blood to a very weak thin child today the child is known as the Great Kahli
once dynasor hav thought of challenging rajni..
Google+ can challenge facebook or vise versa but rajnikant “The God Gift” cannot bi challenge by such social networking site….
All hail Lord Rajinishwara!
ek thik rajnikant walk kar raha tha,usi waqt ek admi piche sey bike pey aya aur rajnikant ko sar pe mara……..rajnikant ne apni revolver nikali aur uspe goli chalayi….woh admi agey aur goli piche,,,,thodi dher main goli aur woh admi same level pe ageye us admi ne bike dhimi key aur goli agey nikalgayi……woh admi hasa haha….tera nisana chuk gaya rajini……achanak goli ghumi aur us admi k sar pe lagi……aur uski maut ho gayi…..rajinikant hasa aur bola rajnikant kabi piche se hamla nahi karta……MIND IT???????
Gabbar Singh’s mother told gabbar” So ja beta nahi toh Rajnikanth aa jayega”
jab wright brother ne apna first plane udaya tab usne dekha rajnikant apne fighter jet se overtake kar raha hai.
its a Bird! Its a Plane! Its Superman! IT IS RAJINIKANTH!!!
I cracked IITJEE and got top rank. I wrote “Rajini” as answer to every question
Rajnikanth can change atmospheric pressure.
Problems get solved themselves in front of Rajnikanth.
NaCl (strong electrolye) ionizes partially infront of Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth can create and destroy Mass.
Rajnikant can score 100 marks in Applied Mechanics.
When Rajni stares at AC, it changes to DC.
Q: Whats their inside Mali sir bag? .. ANS: Notes of Rajnikanth.
Newton’s law fails because Rajnikanth gives Action but do not take Reaction.
rajni is going to launch new browser, the facilities are
1. ur email id will bw (rr)
2. u can access dis through a radio.
3. it can work off line.
4.it can do any work before u think it, lyk inbox is open then u think of opening the inbox
once god had a fight with rajnikant…..
Aaj bhagwan upar hai…
once a black boy came to rajni’s house…Rajni ask…A-Kon….n that boy is today Akon..
God Bless u Rajnikant..
once a train came under a running rajini kant,the train broke under 3 pices from the middle.
wowwwww…awesome collection!!!!!!!
from now rajnikant makes a new chaneel “tata sky”…………….
Rajinikanth got selected in Roadies…Next day during the vote out:
Rajinikanth: I’m sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai :P
Rajnikanth can send friends request to aliens in facebook.
I cant belive I spent the past hour reading all of this! SO damn funny!
This movie was the shit btw!
rajnikanth born before the birthday
once a cobra bit rajnikanth…………….n aftr 5 days of exadurating pain………….d cobra died…!!!
once rajnikant went to hotel. he ordered some food. the waiter came up with 250 roties. rajni said– wat do u think …i m an elephant…..take upper 3 roties back….
rajnikant can swim in a drop of water…
Once ali and abishek bachan were going in hayabuza 2 catch john abraham……….
but rajni kanth overtaked them with a bicycle and he caught dem………..and said save fuel………..
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once rajnikant drooped walet in some place today that place is called swiss bank
Once Rajanikanth went for a morning walk at 6 am and he was arrested at 8 am.
why?
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Coz he went to USA without VISA…………
no one can arrest rajnikanth
Once Rajinikanth ordered a masala dosa in Mc Donalds. Mc. Donalds said we dont make dosas
Rajini said “Get Out” .
Since that day, Mc Donald’s sits outside in his own resturant
when rajini was a child, you cant even imagins this.
teacher used to bunk the class
once rajnikanth planed to buy a pharmaceutical company pfizer managment decide to quit from market
Rajnikant gave birth to his MOM n DAD….
The only reason Dhritarashtra and Gāndhārī managed to have 100 kids was that Rajnikanth gave them his blessings— 100 putra bhava…
Once Rajnikant had race with time, and guess what time is still running :)
One day i went to temple,i got shocked,i saw”God was reading Rajnikant Chalisa”.
When Rajanikant sleeps, the Earth spins slowly, to avoid jerks.
Earlier the Sun used to rise from the West. Then Rajanikant bought a house with an East facing window !
At the start of every Olympic Games, the organizers send a “Thank You” letter to Rajanikant – for not participating.
Hello All,
Jokes on Rajnikant is not a problem … but plz refrain from pulling his family members in that joke. Punjabiportal is doing an excellent job by filtering all bad jokes. I am not a tamilian, however, I admire Rajni… the way he has carried himself… great person all together. God bless him.
Who said that Rajnikanth did not cry at his birth? Of course he did! But at the same time, world got 4 oceans…
rajni kanth can lick his elbow
Once Rajnikanth was travelling in a plane in switzerland and suddenly his purse fell down.. That place is now called swiss bank!!
Doctors say Rajni Kanths health condition is stable!! Thank God!! End of the world is postponed…
Only Rajnikanth knows “Who let the Dogs out”…
It takes 20 minutes for Rajinikanth to watch one hour….
I don’t believe the ones about the Guinness book of World Records. Rajnikanth did not get the record for “Woman with most children”
a) Rajnikant can gargle with potassium cyanide.
b) Rajnikant can store the high voltage electricity coming thru thunder in his body.
To see Rajanikant the traffic of Chennai once standstill for such a long time that most of the drivers have forgotten driving.
rajnikant is perfect ………..(i)
but,no one is perfect ….(ii)
so, rajnikant=no one
and,No one killed jessica
therefore, Rajnikant killed jessica
conclusion is wrong cause “no one can’t be equal to rajnikant”….
ghost to zombie – dont be scared, sleep . there no one like rajnikanth
Horlicks new tagline
“Rajni kanth..Rajni kanth..and Rajni kanth..” instead of “Taller..Stronger..and Sharper”
rajnikant can make 2 minute noodles in 1 minute
we tamilians never make fun of bollywood actors…. nowadays we hav got sme forwarded messages requesting to avoid sardar jokes and replace sardar characters with english pple who made us slaves… we respect each and everyone
It is very easy to make jokes of others..It is very easy to hurt … some jokes here not only make fun of Rajnikanth but crores and crores of his fans… Rajnikath’s fan clubs here has put it’s hand to resolve lots of social problems which many ngos drop out bcoz of financial problems…
what ever happens, Rajni sir will set even much more records … we will love him forever …
we will not waste time by mocking and joking about others.
Hello there
Please note that the purpose ere is not to make fun of Sir Rajnikant, instead to appreciate what a grand person he is. You have no idea how offensive comments get posted here against Rajnikant. Once a week, we remove all the crap and keep all the comments clean. Punjabiportal is not a website to promote vengeance of racism. In fact its the complete opposite of that. And that’s the very reason we are replying to you.
Still, you can point out to us which comments and facts you find harmful and we will look into it that offensive remarks get taken out. We thank you for using calm language to point it out and we say for all our members that Punjabies really admire Southies for their intelligence and down to Earth nature.
Well You are right. I am also a Tamilian and a fan of Rajnikanth like millions of Indians. I dont find anything offensive against the Super Star in any of the jokes appearing here. People should take things in the right sense.
well said abi..!
Did you know ? if Facebook was a country,… its the third largest in the World…
WAIT . If # of Rajini fans was a Country… then it’s 6 universe put together
When we use “Fair & Lovely cream” we get fairer…. But when Rajini use “Fair & Lovely cream” … “Fair & Lovely cream” gets Fairer…
hhhhhhhhaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nic one
Once RajniKanth Recharge of Rs.88 of 21000 sms per month, he has to recharge of the same on the next day…
rajnikanth can send a letter to delhi which is addressed to mumbai
This one was really funny, posting this on facebook :)
Even lord “voldemort” refers 2 “rajini as (he who must not be named)…….
Rajni climbed Mt. Everest last year in his bike. To save petrol he reached the top in neutral.
Rajanikant bowled to The Great Sachin Tendulkar and Finally he came to know his limits……
once rajnikant bought 4 acers of land and made 4 well at each corner. people asked wht r u doing. he answerd that he want to play carrom
Really fantastic Dude !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do u know y in japan der is frequent eartquakes coz our great RAJNIKANT has lost his mobile in VIBRATE MODE!!!!!!!!!!!
Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants ,2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo Why?
To Play chess!!!!!!
Rajnikant make a mobail!
Mobail Name-R1
Video Format-
mp5,mp6
Audio Format-
mp7,up8,Ap9
Internal Memory-
Unlimited
Blacktooth
redtooth
Whitetooth
Scaner
Printer all available
4G,5G Speed
Camera-
1000mega block buster pixel
No need to Sim card
Roming no anywhere just on Planet PLUTO
Charger – NO
Charge on air
Speaker- DJ Quality
Screen- 32 inch
Internet-Free till Death
Once there was a race between a Ferrari and tata nano. The tata nano wan, guess why? Rajni was driving it.
rajnikanth can perform stunts by disproving the laws of physics.
The idea of sending rocket to space with anti-gravitational force was discovered when a scientist saw rajnikanth kicking an apple in the air which was about to fall on his head.
last 2 back rajinikanth computer effected with virus at that time IT industries got recession in world
Enough of rajni yar once he recieved a message and got fed up
Den he forwarded it to all cell phones in India :-Ab ye kaun bol raha hai ki Rajnikanth
tatti khata hai aur peeche se roti nikalta hai!!!!!!!!!
finally i discovered somthin dat rajnikant cannot break….. our friendship
once hospital was rajnikantalised due to breathing problem on 1st day of shoot of his upcoming movie RANA…………………
1. Light can’t escape form black holes. Black holes can’t escape from Rajnikath.
2. Rajni celebrated Diwali only once and it is known as Big bang.
3. Rajni was awarded Nobel Prize and Bharat Ratna on his birth.
4. The king on chess board surrenders first before Rajnikath.
5. There is no free hit when Rajni balls no-balls. In fact when he bowls a no-ball there is a free wicket, batsman moves to pavilion.
6. Only one institute for sure shot job in any corner of the world- RIR ( Rajnikanth Institute Of Rajnikanth).
Once Rajnikant bowled to Sachin Tendulkar………….
That day Rajni realized his limits.
Qus: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television?
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Ans: There is Rajni’s movie already telecasting!
nice jokes. rajnikanth is the real superstar of the india. he has a huge fan list.
rajini can come out of a black hole, by destroying it.
As a kid RajaniKanth built houses using Toy block set he gifted it to his friend in US and then the housing bubble happened.
the ozone was formed when rajnikanth smoked
Once rajanikanth was playing cricket and he hit a six. The ball is now known as pluto.
Rajni doesn’t swim. He beats the water until it takes him where he wants to go.
Gabbar: Kitne aadmi the
Villian’s Side Kick: Ek aadmi tha sarkar.
Gabbar: Aur tum kitne aadmi.
Villian’s Side Kick: Hum do the sarkar. Lekin woh Rajni tha.
… Gabbar ki bolti bandh ho gayi!
Rajnikant is really mad about people making sms jokes on him that he is thinking of deleting forward options from every phone.
Once Rajnikanth tried to commit sucide, but even Rajni can’n kill Rajni..
Do you know the root cause behind solar eclipse?????
No,it is not because of the moon!It is because Rajnikanth is charging his mobile!He just conveniently puts the moon in between Earth and Sun to fool scientists!And as for lunar eclipse,well sometimes Rajini needs to charge up on the go!
Do u know why Rajnikanth never bets on any match????
Because he is afraid the betting company may go bankrupt if he does!
RAJNIKANT bought a four acre land……..n dug wells at its 4 cornerss. why..??
To pl@y CAROM !!!
NOBODY CAN SMELL WHAT THE ROCK(WWE) IS COOKIN XCEPT RAJNIKANT!!!!!!!!!!!
the fact of the decades which no one realised-the masterblaster of indian cricket
sachin tendulkar’s mothers name is ‘RAJANI’ tendulkar………….
do i need to sayanything beyond this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.ONCE A BOY WENT TO XEROX A PICTURE OF RAJNIKANT……..IMAGINE WAT HAPND THE XEROX MACHINE HAD BEEN XEROXED TWICE.
2.RAJNIKANT ONCE BECAME THIRSTY AND DRANK WATER SO MUCH THAT NOW THAT PLACE IS KNOWN AS SAHARA DESERT
The xerox machine one has been added to the article
Aishwairya rai to rajnikant: ek chutki sindhoor ki kimat tum kya jaano rajni babu???///
rajnikant: 0.000000078650000123478956 gram
by the time Grahambell invented telephone, he had 2missed calls from Rajnikanth :P
great work,
each country supplies enough water to rajanikanth to drink..(they want to make sure that he doesn’t drink the water from pacific and atlantic and leaving them completely dry…
After enters worldcup final 2011 indian captain dhoni confess to Rajni: Ohh my Rajnikant forgive me for my all words which i have said for God of cricket & you (God of God). after this Rajani returns Dhoni to his halicopter shott………and come joine win…. in Wankhede
Holywood comes to rajani for sign a movie last world war-2080. rajani PA given date to him december 15th 2095.. bcoz of rajani’s busy schedule…
yaaaaaa………………no one can bet rajini…..i love u rajini
Once rajnikant signin into the facebook then the facebook updates his status…
Added to the article with your name at number 119.
After the match, it was announced suddenly that every player will be getting 1 crore each & 50 lakhs for the support staff & 25 lakhs for the selection committee It was just because. .. ….. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Rajnikanth left his vallet in the stadium !!! ;)
Girl (romantically) to Rajnikant – 1 chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jaano rajni babu
Rajnikant – Rs. 0.00000000000007892724567/gram
mind itttt……
Anhoni ko honi karde
honi ko anhoni,
ek jagah jab Jama ho teeno
RAJNI , GAJANI aur DHONI.
Congrets team India for winning the cricket world cup.
Added to the article with your name
Once Rajinikanth and Batman had a fight. The loser had to cover his face in shame..
Here are some rajnikanth jokes
Once it was extreamly clowdy in china. then they found out that it was rajni who was smoking from india.
Yesterday rajni was shot with a bullet.
today is the bullets funeral
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Rajnikant once said POP which made a baby dance.
Tge baby is now known as Michael Jackson.
rajnikanth gave a fifty rupeescoin to gguy now he is known as 50 cent
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Don’t run after sucess,run after rajnikanth sucess to saali jhak maarke tumhare peeche aayegi.
ALFRED NOBEL GOT RAJNIKANTH AWARD !
HA HA HA HA HA
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Once Rajnikant participated in 100m race, obviously he came 1st…. but Einstein died after watching Light came 2nd…………!!!
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Rajnikanth’s email id :
gmail@rajnikanth.com
once upon a time their was a great boxing fight between two guys, RED CORNER: RAJNIKANT , BLUE CORNER: RAJNIKANT AND THE REFREE is RAJNIKANT actually it is due to the Time Travel Machine problem; that make three original RAJNIKANT.
once Arnold Schwarzenegger met with RAJNIKANT when he was 16. Today he is a god of bodybuilding. Note: once in a life we must meet rajnikant.
Once BATMAN, SUPERMAN,HE MAN and KRISSH went and gave a banquet of flowers to Rajnikanth what day that was ?????———————— GURU POORNIMA
Rajinikanth does not need VPN to connect to his office network from home
once rajnikant clapped…thats when bigbang happened…
rajnikaant’s heartbeat is measured in richter scale
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once rajni was out in cold of -3000 degree celcius,,,,,the cold feared if rajni would harm him….
Rajnikanth was complaining that vodafone copied him as thier 3g zoozoo
I watched that ad & had the same thought.That zoozoo is indeed Rajnikanth
once a homework was given to rajnikant of writing a paragraph on something thrilling and now it is known as ”HARRY POTTER AND ITS ALL SERIES”
one who can remove dirtness from POLITICS is the one and only one RAJNIKANT
once teacher of rajni held a spelling test and at that time only rajni designed “OXFORD DICTIONARY”
{seorft heiubg dsjv sierh webgfv} this word only rajini can read and understand
Hey dudesons, check out the word kunt in the english dickshonary, it is derived from rajnikunts name….
nice one man!!!1
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the simbl of apple oficialy eaten by rajnikant.
Omg i’m laughing so hard. Rajnikanth once showed the middle finger to his gf and she got pregnant. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
great jokes. liked the rajni flavour. all said and done, the only superstar in the country is rajnikanth
once rajni kicked a nokia 1100 now that phone has become a N8
Jab vishw ka nirman hua tab Rajnikant ne puri jivan srushti ke liye apne mu se ek vayu bahar nikala…
aaj log use Oxigen ke naam se jante hai …
rajnikant is the real superstar in all asia and the jokes that writed on this site was very best 2 minths before i saw sivaji the boss since i become the fan of rajnikant.
Once Rajnikant spit on a building, till then it is known as ” leaning tower of PISA “
Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..today those places are known as IITs !!
An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore Rajanikanth stopped it at Mandya.
Definition of solar eclipse: When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomenon is called solar eclipse..!!
Government of India pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India !!
Once Rajnikanth went to watch Ratatuille
He went to the cinema and at one point he shouted ..”SO WHAT I CAN KILL A MAN WHILE DRINKING THUNBSUP!!!”
rajnikanth can change all the colors of a rainbow according to shades and texture..
rajnikanth’s nightout starts in the morning….
rajnikanth will die at infinity
very good jokes
rajanikanth is coach of indian football team which will be win next fifa world cup
Hrithik tried to compete with Rajnikant in dance..
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Result: he’s on wheel chair in guzaarish!
Rajnikanth was shot today..
Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral:-)
How Newton Died?
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He died after watching south indian movies bcoz he couldn’t bear Rajnikant breaking all the Law of Physics which he made..
No one can wish a happy birthday to Rajjnikanth cause he was here before time existed –
Once AIDS virus entered Rajni’s body and they died
Shaktiman says “Sorry Rajnikant”….
in one eye closed and one eye open rajnikanth sleep.the open eye check whether closed eye sleeping or not…
World Cup 2011 Fever : Take Rajnikant in the squad, get previous world cups back :-)))
once batman and rajnikant fought…
Batman had his gadgets, still rajnkant won guess why??
cos rajnikant had few playing cards and 2 bidi…
Once Rajnikant decided to fry a papad, he went to Fujiyama.
once rajnikanth ran around a tree. He ran so fast tat he overtook himself thrice.
once one boy saw rajnikanth playing footbal……………………that boy is now cristiano ronaldo
USA should have requested Rajni to go to afghanistan to hunt osama .
Uncle Sam did actually asked Rajnikant for help…
The result..even The God dosent know where Usma is…Earth? Hell? HEaven?
who is the rated R super star
guess
u better be right
hell again
its rajnikanth
once rajnikanth was very angry with one software
since then the software is called recycle bin
R.I.P.
super jokes on super star
The sixth member to get Veto power at the U.N. , after USA, UK, France, Russia and China, is Rajnikanth.
Dettol’s soap’s new advertisement – the best germ killer, after rajnikanth
Once rajni sent an sms to Einstein . It read – E=MC2
Rajni kanth appoints the chief Judge of International court of Justice.
All the banks in India borrow from The RBI and The RBI borrows from Rajnikanth
USA will never find Osama Bin Laden . Rajni has already killed him
Rajni to sell 200 MIG 290 fighter planes to Russia in 2011 for one billion trillion dollars
Buggatti announced Rajni kanth as its brand ambassador
Rajnikanth swaps his visitng cards at ATMs to get cash
Rajnikanth to host all Olympics after London Olympics 2012
Nastredamus predicted that the 3rd world war will be fought between Rajnikanth and the evil forces
Rajni kanth announced as the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize for 2011 for his next film which will have no violence scenes
The world’s first nuclear fusion reactor installed at Rajni’s home in Chennai for power backup
Subash chandra bose , if alive today would have said “Give me Rajnikanth and I will give you freedom”
UNESCO declared Chennai as World Heritage Site for being hometown of Rajnikanth
India declares Chennai as its only National Rajnikanth Forest Reserves
Bal Thakarey named Raj in honour of Rajnikanth
there is nothing in the world that anyone else can and Rajnican’t
Rajnikant has agreed to U.N.’s request to help NASA with technical Knowhow and also to be the first man on the first manned mission to the Sun.
Rajnikant is lovin’ it! – Macdonald’s new tagline
Rajnikanth has issued a Red Corner Notice for Interpol’s Chief.
Rajnikanth has struck the WTC (World Terrorist Centre) ,Twin towers at Osama Bin Laden’s hide away somewhere in South west Asia on 23/11 using kids toy planes!
The Prime minister has requested Rajnikanth to probe the biggest scam ever- the CBI Scam
The Indian Government has requested Rajnikanth to restrict importing Bullet trains from China for using them as cartridges in his pistol
The North Korean Head of State, Kim Jong-il , has surrendered to Rajnikanth, setting up a democratic government in the country. Rajnikanth has been requested to appoint a new democratic head of state there.
All world leaders unanimously agreed to renaming United nations as United Nations of Rajnikanth.
Mark Jukerburg has requested Rajnikanths permission for renaming Facebook as Rajnikanthbook
IBM (Intelligent Business Machine) to reanme it self as RBM ( Rajnikanth Business Machines)
Some Other Name changes for which various MNCs have sought Rajni’s Permission are
Mc Rajnikanth’s For Mc Donald’s
The Times of Rajnikanh for The Times of India
Rajnikanth -with no- Brothers for Warner Brothers
RMW for BMW
Rajniland for DisneyLand
Rajni Royce for Rolls Royce.
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The Oxford Dictionary and all other authentic english dictionaries of the world have changed the meaning of the word ‘Can’t’ from ‘cannot do’ , to, ‘can do’ in honour of Rajnikant as earlier his name gave the impression that Rajni can’t
Amitabh Bacchhan has auditioned for playing Rajnikanth’s character in a Tinglish film directed by James Cameron (Avatar Fame) based on Rajnikanth’s biography written by William Shakespeare .
super star rajinikanth is always super………………..
how can u write something.
the jokes are correctly made.. There isa so much unrealistic things tht rajni does..
Rajnikanth, it seems is a verb and not a noun. Its the continuous process happening inside and around us.
The Indian Government has requested Rajnikanth to restrict importing Bullet trains from China for using them as cartridges in his pistol
Rajnikant is lovin’ it! – Macdonald’s new tagline
Rajnikanth swaps his visitng cards at ATMs to get cash
Once rajni sent an sms to Einstein . It read – E=MC2
Impossible is rajnikanth – Adidas
The car in front is rajnis – Toyota.
rajnikanth at Work – General Electric (GE)
I am rajnikanth !what?rajnikanth I am – Reebok
Here is a list of slogans from the telecom world. Take a look!
Connecting rajnikanth – Nokia
Hello rajnikanth – Motorola
Express rajnikanth – Airtel Cellular Service India
An rajnikanth can change your life – Idea Cellular India
Do you… rajnikanth!? – Yahoo
High Performance, Delivered – Accenture for rajnikanth
republic of rajnikanth
… ask not what your country can do for you, ask what rajnikanth can do for your country.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love with rajnikanth.
One day at 2am in the morning rajni gets a phone call,saying——–congratulation rajnikant you have won the noble
peace prize and an all expence paid trip to bangkok,,………rajni puts the phone back,
mrs rajnikant asks who was it ,,
rajni replies some bloody telemarketing guy .
Once there was a beggar singing at the road………RAJNIKANT enjoyed his singing and gave him his gold chain …………dat beggar is now known as BAPPI LAHIRI…………………….
RAJNIKANTH WAS BORN BEFORE HIS PARENTS WERE….
LOLZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!! Good one man!!!
eke divashi kay zaaaaaaaale ……..
Rajnikant used to have a rough note book during his School Times. Today That Book Is Known As………… WIKIPEDIA
Once Rajnikant raced with Time…guess what happened?….Time is still running!
Once there was a sword fight b/w Chinese,Japanese & Rajni
1st Chinese,broke a thin silk wire into 4 pieces
Japanese broke a hair into 8 pieces
Rajni saw a mosquito flying,swung sword
d mosquito was still flying
d other 2 laughed
R:dat mosquito cant becom Dad in its life..
Recently,the Indian Govt removed the “Don’t stay after sunset” noticeboard at Bhangarh,Rajasthan.This was after Rajnikanth stayed there one night and scared the ghost away!
Q. Why during EARTH HOUR all electrical equipments are turned off !!!!!
A. As RAJNIKANT charges his mobile during that hour !!!!!
-NAVEEN JOSHI-
oh come on guys dont be so serious,I am too very big fan of rajinikanth but jokes are really very funny and described the characteristics of rajini
ya here is one.once a one rupee coin dropped from the balcony of rajni.he went down but coudnt find it why? because rajni reached down before the coin
Rajanikanth kills Spiderman with Bagon Spray
All the electric supply on the earth will be unavailable between 9 am to 11am GMT, because he will charge his mobile on this schedule
It takes 1 second for his smartphone to get Fully Charged….
he has 100 trillion smart phones for his own dummy robots…his own phone, guess what???
well, his own phone?
what the hell do you think the Sun is burning for?
what the hellll………..do you guys think about him………he is second greatest star in asia after jackie chan…………
What a joke .
He is the second greatest star in Asia after Mithun Chakraborti…………………….
sorry sorry… he is always the first one… rest all are fourth. coz second is his shadow
Third is sunlight and the fourth is Mithun…. .. then any1 el;se…..
I myself am a big fan of Rajni & have apprx 800 jokes in my collection but with due regard I would like to point out the fact that wether he is the second or first greatest star in asia is debatable He is THE Second Highest Paid Actor in Asia after Jackie Chan
it dosent matter , wat matters is u have made apprx 800 jokes on me
hey can you please send your jokes.Even i am his great fan and i want his jokes.Socan you please send them
When Neal Armstrong was sent to moon who was standing there to welcome him ? Rajnikanth.
To conserve eater ,Rajnikanth doesnt drink water from tap he takes in Hydrogen and Oxygn and mixes it inside his tummy.
Who does Rajnikanth call from his cell phone when he wants to discuss politics ? Rajiv gandhi
Who does Rajnikanth call from his cell phone when he wants to have sex ? Marlyn Monroe
Who does Rajnikanth call from his cell phone when he wants to terrorise his enemies ? Osama
Who are on speed dial on Rajnikanth’s cell phone ? Monroe, Gandhi ,Osama .
Rajnikanth wanted to become cricket player but lost interest as he was not satisfied with sixer he wanted to score century in single ball by hitting the ball and let it make one circle of earth and come back .
When Rajnikanth needs to withdraw money he doenst visit ATM he just calls finance minister and money is couriered to him .
Recently hollywood actor sufferring from Brain Tumour and Cancer says his tumour and cancer was healed automatically after reading about Rajnikanth jokes. Medical community has confirmed this report.
Rajani can sleep by keeping his eye’s open
Rajanikanth can ride the bike in reverse
Rajni can do wheelie on his car and can do parallel parking with his aeroplane .
Rajnikanth planted the idea for the movie”Inception” into Christopher Nolan’s mind while he was dreaming.
Rajnikanth’s dog house has a signboard on it saying. . . . . . . . . “Beware of Rajnikant!!”
International standards have decided to replace marks such as “ISI” to “RAJNI”
In a fight between Batman and Spider Man, the winner would be Rajnikant.
When Rajnikanth was a student, Teachers used to bunk the classes
no one is perfect,rajnikant is no one
NASA ran out of rockets because rajnikhant bought all of them for diwali.
rajnikant the best
octopus paul died..some idiot asked him to predict when rajnikanth would die!!
Rajnikanth died at tender age of 25 when he left his job of bus conductor and joined movies . Now its just a mirage that is there .
Rajnikanth’s hard work :- Dont take cigrette directly to mouth , first fly it in air then shoot with gun then take in mouth -tha is hard work.
Rajnikanth does lot of hard work, when everyone else wears the sunglass directly , Rajnikanth takes lots of stunts and unnecessary hand moves for 1 hour before wearing the sunglass. That is what is called hard work by Rajnikanth.
tumhe abhi meri power ka andaza nahin hai i donated adrop of blood to a child and that child is now known as THE GREAT KHALI anna rascala dont dare to disbelieve me!
Rajini ‘ s JERRY chases TOM.
Rajini made a fish out of his left out piece of clay. now the fish is known as BLUE WHALE.
Rajinis jerry can chases tom.
Nokia company decided to launch a new Mobile Series.., R-series… Rajnikanth- 1000 Rajnikanth- 2000 Rajnikanth- 3000 Rajnikanth- 4000 Rajnikanth- 5000 Prices will be announced by Rajnikanth soon…:-)
Once Sachin Tendulkar met to Mr. Rajnikanth.. & d nxt day Sachin Completed his 50th Century in Test cricket…( Dats Rajnikanth power) :-)
Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje.., 1 Bhoot 2sre Bhoot ko samja raha tha.. “Ghabra mat… Ye sab tere Dimag ka Waham hai.. Koi Rajnikanth-Wajnikanth nahi hota….
Onces mumbai ocean got Dry… Why..? Rajnikant was thirsty …..
Once Rajnikanth kicked a sweeper boy!
He flew toooooo high with his broom!!
Today he is known as HArry potter
Rajnikanth doest participate in olympics why ? Becuase the games he likes to play are not in olympics like playing with sunglass , playing with cigarette , playing with his lungi , playing with normal person brain.
If Rajnikanth goes near a black hole, even the blackhole cannot escape his event horizon…
Roger Federer : I have each n every knowledge about tenis. U can ask me anything ……………….
Rajni : Kindly tell me, how may holes are there in NET ?
Federer : Fainted..
Do you know who is laughing buddha??
Laughing Buddha wo mota admi he, jise Rajnikant ne bachpan me joke sunaya, BECHARA AAJ TAK HANS RAHA HE!!!
Once upon a time Rajnikanth used tooth powder to get strong teeth.
Today that powder is known as……
AMBUJA CEMENT…!!
Rajnikant cn make sardars eat idli sambhar.
Rajnikant cn make mumbai shift to hyderabad
Mumbai hi maharashtrachi aahe, aani ti maharashtra madhech rahnar… MNS
Rajnikanth can make Jayasuriya retire!
All stupids.. Rajani is a great man.
what a joke !!
Once Rajnikant decided to play cricket in monsoon…the rai got cancelled.
Rajinikanth can land on the sun at night time.
Rajanikanth can escape from black hole.
Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.
Rajanikanth can draw a straight line with compass.
Rajanikanth can find square root of -1.
Continental drifts did not happen. Rajanikanth did it.
Rajanikanth never takes a bath. The water comes to him.
A dinosaur attacked Rajanikanth once. That’s why dinos are extinct now.
Rajanikanth can beat Brazil football team alone.
Rajanikanth took 12 wickets in one match.
Rajanikanth has root account in windows.
Rajanikanth got nobel prize in acting.
Rajanikanth can speak English in Spanish.
When pope walks with Rajanikanth, people asks “who is that guy in robe?”
Rajanikanth can boil water at 0 degree c.
When Rajanikanth rings somebody, it does not play ringtone. It yells “Run, Its Rajani!!!”.
I am gonna get all of you Rascalas. Unnai Vidamaten!!.
Are you from MAD RAScal state ? You guys were called Mad Rascals by britishers thats why you chnaged your MADRAS to Chennai to hide the shame.
1.once ragnikanth and Bill Gates were talking
Bill gates:-”my house is so big that a train can pass through it”
Ragnikanth:-”that’s all? my house is so big that if i call someone from a corner of my house the i’ll get roming charges”
2.once there was sheep which was shouting “behha,behha,behha” ragnikanth got angry and bet on it’s neck today it’s famously known as justin bieber (cause he shouts “baby,baby,baby”)
3.ragnikanth trew a stone to the india ocean and now it’s become sri lanka
4.once a small boy came to raginikanth’s house ragni said “a kaun?”
today he’s famously know as AKON
1 ) What does Rajnikanth’s action movie dubbed for hollywood become ? A comedy movie
2) What does Rajnikanth’s Romantic movie dubbed for hollywood become ? A horror movie
3) What does Rajnikanth’s thriller movie dubbed for hollywood become ? An art movie
When Rajnikanth came to know Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin bhi hai he took it as a challenge ?
He acted in Madrasi Version of Don and allowed the Police men to catch him very easily . Since then its said
Madrasi Don ko pakadna aasan hi nahi timewastage bhi hai .
1. What is Rajnikanth’s cell number ? 7256452684
2. By what address does Rajnikanth receive couriers ? Rajnikanth , Madras
3. What is Rajnikanth’e email address ?
Rajnikanth@Rajnikanth.Rajnikanth1 Rajnikanth’s maths teacher asked him to say 1,2,3,4 when he was in Kindergarden Rajnikanth started showing off by speaking 1 square , 2 square , 3square ,4square etc .
2. Rajnikanth’s english teacher asked him to say johny johny poem in Kindergarden Rajnikanth started showing off by speaking Johny Johny in Tamil and that too reverse .
3. Rajnikanth’s hindi teacher asked him to say Ka , kha , Ga , Gha in Kinderganrden Rajnikanth got very mad at Hindi teacher and started applying for Visa for USA as kid and run away from India to escape hindi.
Once Gabar was crying n his mom told “beta chup ho ja warna rajnikanth aaa jaye ga”
Rajnikanth got inspired by superman , batman and hanuman and wanted to beat them all in a single shot so he wore underwear over lungi , grew a tail to his back and wore a bedsheet behind him .
once RAJNIKANTH had a fight with a shark. he killed the shark by drowning it
Once RAJNIKANTH went for a morning walk police arrested him because he Reached U.S.A. without Visa
British came to know that Rajnikant was going to be born in 1949 that is why they 2 years earlier!!
World cup 2011 grouping…..
Group A: AUS,PAK,SL,NZ,ZIM,CANADA,KENYA,IND,SA,ENG,WI
BAN,IRL and NETHERLAND
Group B: RAJNIKANTH.
rajnikaanth once got angry with his friend and said ” never show me your face again.”
After that the friend is known as big boss.
rajnikanth doesn’t walk on water; he simply swims through land
there was a donkey which never said NO. there was reward of one crore who makes the donkey say NO. One old man came and whispered something in the ear. the donkey said NO. Old man got the prize. he was forced to disclose it in the function ” he asked the donkey – do you want to see Rajnikanth’s movie- BABA once again
the bus in which rajnikant was once the conductor has not stopped after rajnikant stepped down from that bus
Dont make fun about a GREAT ACTOR
doctor sahab v r nt makin fun f him, it juz shows his popularity. hez makin d nation laugh. i m a sardar n proud dat our community makes diz great nation laugh. tho i agree wid u dat d jokes shud nt b in a bad taste. u shud b proud dat hez d only 1 who d whole india can relate to, n nt even amitabh is upto dat point.
Rajnikanth can whistle in 5 different languages; including sign language.
Rajnikanth can kick you on your face… With his hands.
Rajnikant used to take sunbath over the sun so his skin is bit dark……….
Black hole is dark because Rajnikant escaped from there with sun and turned off all the emergency backup lights.
awesome !!
Rajini can write Hindi in Capital letters
Once all media men went to rajinikanth to ask if he feels bad of the jokes circulated. Rajini said : “DO YOU THINK THEY ARE JOKES”
Rajinikanth has seen the face of the lady in the cartoon Tom & Jerry
rajnikanth can find a lost virginity
rajni ne ek baar car se hawa me dive maari,, aaj us car ka naam hawai jahaaz h…. mind it…
European scientists have told that Madras is not part of earth its part of a planet that fell from galaxy which is billion light years away from earth and Rajnikanth is ruler of that alien planet .
Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for RAJNI to die before they attack.
RAJNI does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
If you want a list of RAJNI’S enemies, just check the extinct species list.
When RAJNI had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Rajnikant can easily fly like a elephant
1.When Rajnikanth open the zip of his trouser world gets infected with Aids .
2.If you put Amitabh bachhan in xerox machine which has black ink overflowing the outcome is Rajnikanth.
Earlier schools were 7 days a week…..
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Then once Rajnikanth bunked a whole day in school…
Since that day,the day is called Sunday.
The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually………. Rajnikhant Signature
Latest fact -the bikes from Yamaha company are R1, R6, RXZ, RX
It wish no doubt R means RAJNIKANTH
The RUpee symbol is very cunning. Added with your name
rajnikant can buy a bourneville…he doesnt have to earn it….
how did aladin’s genie got his power? Genie prayed for 999 yrs to get those power. He prayed 2 d 2nd almighty
When rajnikanth dies, the grave doesnt read RIP, it reads ‘BRB’
Damn.. He is tech savvy too. Just added this with your name.
if no one can………..rajni can…………..<3
mind it
rajni’s gf 2 rajni-”Mera koi peecha krte rhta h”
Nxt Day she shouted—” where is my shadow ”
once a child came 2 rajnikanth’s house…..
Rajni asks– ‘A’ kon h tu….
Now dat child is known as AKON.
Breaking Newz by NDTV…
Hanuman ji was caught reading….” RAJNIKANTH CHALISA “
its me daring 2 make 1ST school PJ on RAJNIKANT.
how rajni enters his clasroom during his schooldays
when he came 2 d clasroom, RAJNI used 2 say his teacher ‘COME HERE’
den his teacher goes out and RAJNI gets in.
den his teacher cums & ask ‘SHOULD I COME IN RAJNI’, pls andar aane do beta ji.
DEN ONLY TEACHER WAS ALLOWED 2 COME IN D CLASS.
>@Z!Z>
chayala kai masta jokes ahe Rav….
ATTENTION :
On the day of newyear that is 1/1/2011 there will a electric powercut will occour in all over our Nation….
Cause : RAJANIKANT will put on charge to his mobile bettry
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Unbeatable Luv of Rajnikant for his GF….. . . . .
Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…
Rajni: ok..
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Nxt day…
Gf:Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????
HA HA HA.. holy Cows.. Added with your name
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once rajinikanth was sailing across the great indian ocean on a whale to somalia. meanwhile, it took several days for the whale to reach even lakshadweep and the pace of the whale reduced gradually. this bored the great gun and rajinikanth decided to swim across all by himself. he reached somalia in lightning speed and that too with the whale on his back.
My laptop is now totally safe from trojans and virus… I just installed RAJNIKANTH Antivirus in my system !!
Added Mr Manish :D
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Rajnikanth played Robot in 2010 , Robots will try playing Rajnikanth in 2020 .
Rajnikanth doesnt copy any human including amitabh bachhan , his inspiration are animals , machines and nature .
rajnikanth cannot work in a BPO..Why??? bcos he himself is a process..
Added with your name.. :D
RAJNIKANT had to remove feb 30 from calendar,when nostradamus predicted his death…
ISRO doesnt exist anymore…RAJNIKANTH purchased all the rocket for diwali…
In childhood Rajnikanth have thrown some stones in Ocean.
Today they are called Sri Lanka.
Rajni Fact
1.Voldemort fears to call Rajnikanth by his name.
when einstein discovered the formula of e=mc2 he was very happy to know that he was he first one to do so but later rajnikant stated that he had discovered this in his first standard!!
Rajnikant is 20 yrs older than his father and 10 yrs younger than his son…!!
1. Rajnikanth copyrighted Rajnikanth name so that there can be no Rajnikanth Jokes.
2. Rajni doesnt believe there is anything called education there is only one thing and thats Rajni .
3. Rajnikanth didnt do the 2G scam how can innocent kid do a scam ?
Once Bill Gates went to Rajnikant. For what? To ask for DVD of Windows 8.
So Rajni started Piracy? jesus…. Added your Fact with your name :D
rajni can handle “ATMIYA”…….
1. There is only one Can’t for Rajni: Rajni”Kant”
2. Rest all things in Universe is what Rajni Can do.
No one can wish a happy birthday to Rajjnikanth coz he is here before time existed
Time is irrelevent when it comes to Rajnikant :D Added your fact
: Diwali Wishes you “Happy Rajnikant”…
1. There are no lesbians. Only women who have not met Rajnikant.
2. Once Rajnikant lent some money to the dinosaurs who did not return it. Since that day, no one knows where the dinosaurs vanished.
3. When we are shocked, we say – “Oh my God!” When God is shocked, he says – “Oh my Rajnikant!”
4. Once Rajnikant wrote a cheque. The bank bounced!
5. Earth’s revolution is nothing but Rajnikant playing Merry-Go-Round.
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The solar eclipse is nothing but , the sun hiding behind the moon in fear of rajnikanth!!
What is rajnikant’s fart called?
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Rajnigandha.
all the jobs of IT company”s are done by RAJNIKANT SO WE ARE ………still jobless…..
Once dianasaur borrowed some money from Rajnikanth and refused to return.
That was the last day sm1 has seen a dianasaur.
One day Rajnikanth bunked school, now its known as Sunday.
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once rajnikant left sum toys near gateway of india
now dat place is known as ESSEL WORLD
y has obama come 2 india
dnt know?
2 gv all his military,economy,political power &
take away RAJNIKANTH
once rajnikanth participated in a race
and obviously he came 1st
bt einstien died of it coz
LIGHT CAME 2ND
once aphoto of rajnikanth was given 2 xerox and just imagine we got 2 xerox machines
The Entire Movie ANACONDA was shot in Rajnikanth’s PANTS…..!!!!!!!
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i have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone……..dat i dont require a charger now:)
HA HA HA HA HA HA.. Brilliant
Haha haha fabulous
rajnikant once exploded his toy ball in space, that is now known as big bang
1. Rajnikant’s daughter lost her virginity. Rajnikant found it and gave it back to her !!!
2. It was rajnikant who threw a stone at an apple tree and an apple fell on Isaac Newtons head.
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gr8 dude
1. Harry Potter whispered something in Voldemort’s ears & Voldemort died on d spot. What do u think he said..? Rajnikanth is back.B-)
2. Once Rajnikant participated in 100 meter running race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won the race. Seeing this Einstein committed suicide . do U know why. Coz light came third, but who came 2nd Rajnikant’s shadow.
3. Rajnikant was born on 30th february.. Since then february decided not to give this date to anyone else..!! Mind it..
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if ever you want to pinch Rajnikant,The best thing you can do is launch a missile at him.
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1. Once Rajnikant n small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses d game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…!!!
2. Well, this one will be understood well by medical persons. Once acute renal failure patient comes to RAJNIKANT. After getting bored of his complaints, RAJNIKANT just says ‘sssshhhuu’ and kidney starts functioning.
3. Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track.
4. Even gajani remembers rajni.
5. Intel’s new caption- RAJNIKANT inside
6. This year’s RAJNIKANT award goes to …… Oscar
1. This 1 also will be understood well by medical person. Once HIV entered into RAJNIKANT’S body. U know wht happened aftr dat..?? obviously yaar, now HIV is taking ART(Anti Rajnikant Thearpy)…
2. Once rajnikant gave medical entrance exam And Finally he understood his limits.
3. At last rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation.
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Graham Bell ne lamppost ke neeche padhai ki.. Rabindranath Tagore ne laalten mein padhai ki… Einstein ne doosre logo ki khidki se aati thodi si roshni mein padhai ki….. Aur Rajnikanth ne………………… Agarbatti mein :)
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When Zandu baam is in pain it Rubs Rajnikant baam – Rajnikant maliyea kaam pe chaliyea :)
Rajnikant can take pill after sleeping and before getting up.
The sight of Meteors and Comets in the sky are nothing but an optical illusion..!
Rajnikant still likes firing Rockets every Diwali from the terrace of his home…:)
Why Osama isn’t caught? Well!! Rajnikanth isn’t interested.
Even wildest of animals get goosebumps at the sight of rajnikanth… porcupines find him even scary.
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Rajnikath Spit(saliva) missed only Once in a life time………..Aimed at leaf worn by Eve’s but fell in Adam’s Ass thus ………..Pakistanis were born
Please do not submit racist remarks.
Awesome one.. Appreciate this.. LMAO!
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On ur post,poted on November 20, 2010 at 6:55 pm
“Rajnikath Spit(saliva) missed only Once in a life time………..Aimed at leaf worn by Eve’s but fell in Adam’s Ass thus
………..Pakistanis were born ”
On a serious note . . Its high time now . . That u get out of ur old n low mentality . . This site is for fun . ,
Not for ur bullshit comments on other communities . .
So,if any shame is there inside u . . Delete it !!
I feel sowie to be a part of india where I have sick people like you !
And we agree with you. Good to know that some good natured people are also reading this article
@punjabiportal: dude, why havent u deleted dis comment already?
Because this led to a meaningful discussion and shows that we value aesthetics.
I dont find anything wrong in Pallavi’s comments though she is little bit rude
Once rajnikant got a chance to sit on hot seat in kbc…the computer requested to give life lines for selecting quetions for rajnikant…mind it
dr.Aniket Kalokhe
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rajnikant has no brain shock : bcoz nam hi kafi hai THE rajnikant. his intelegency prove by name
grammeratical thinking:Those think in universe in one we start with THE. like THE sun. so not call rajni call THE rajnikant.
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two ghosts were talking.. One consolled other “dont fear brother.. there is nothing like Rajnikant”
Dont dare to write abuses about Rajnikant over any forum! He receives sms of every message which bears his name, before message gets posted on the forums.
The real agenda behind President Obama visit was to exchange all US army, air-force and naval force with Rajnikant, but Indian govrnmnt refused to give Rajnikant, even at the offer of US Nuclear missiles.
when God gets fear, He exclaims “oh my Rajnikant!”
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President Obama likes to be firendly to India becuase he is sure there is Rajnikanth here who will make India weak .
Rajnikanth sat on hot seat and his rear started to burn .
Osama is not caught because he is hiding under Rajnikanth mask.
Do you know why Rajnikanth doesnt eat idli dosa in public ? Because he doesnt want another joke about him eating idli dosa .
1) Rajnikanth gargles with frag grenads
2) Rajnikanth can cut through a hot knife with butter
3) There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth, but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajnikanth and lives.
4) Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn’t make any sense.
5) Rajnikanth can run you over with a parked car.
6) Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including sign language
7) When a vampire Dracula did bite Rajnikanth, he becomes… Rajnikanth
8) Rajnikanth does not need to climb a mountain. The mountain comes down for him.
9) The big bang was created by Rajnikanth’s first roundhouse kick, when he didn’t know his own strength
10) Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open.
11) Once, Rajnikanth told Nike to ‘just do it…’ and it did.
12) If 12/21/2012 is the end of the world, it means that Rajnikanth got bored with humanity
13) A new Nostradamus prophecy has been uncovered. Armageddon & Rajnikanth are one and the same.
14) Lifetime Warranties do not exist because of Rajnikanth.
15) Rajnikanth doesn’t have bad days. Bad days have Rajnikanth
16) Rajnikanth has nicknames for his feet… Hiroshima and Nagaski.
17) When Rajnikanth was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap Rajnikanth.
18) Rajnikanth puts his pants on two legs at a time.
19) Rajnikanth CAN read Lady Gaga’s poker face.
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jab baccha morning me jaldi wake-up nahi hota to maa khati hai……………
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What is the name of rajnikanth’s FART ??? ———–> RajniGandha :)
1. Rajinikanth is never called to KBC as the wrong choices refuse to be displayed.
2. Rajinikanth never catches viral infections…he just ducks out of the way of the viruses.
3. Rajinikanth’s blood group changes based on the donor’s blood group.
4. If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs, its time for the next Windows release by Microsoft.
5. If Rajinikanth is invited to a TV show, he just walks into his TV from the couch. To go to another TV show from there, he just asks his staff to change channels on his TV. One day he got really tired as his grandson got hold of the remote!
Erotic Rajni :
Once Rajni was having sex in a Fiat . A sperm escaped and entered the engine of the car …that car is now called Ferrari !!
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Rajnikanth was born in MADRAS which britishers called MAD RACE :-)
Whenever Rajnikanth wants to write with pencil and makes mistakes in words, he don’t erase with Eraser. He just says erase and it disappears.
Rajnikanth purchased a Laptop without a battery cuz, his fingers can generate electricity while pressing the keys.
Rajnikanth doesn’t presses the number while trying to dial the fone, the connection automatically establishes.
We face earthquakes only when Rajnikanth plays skipping.
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ranjinikanth can blade with his shoes.
endhiran movie is bigger box office because if no one sees the movie the world will end soon
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor be destroyed… unless it meets Rajinikanth.
2. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
3. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
4. Google won’t search for Rajinikanth because it knows you don’t find Rajinikanth, he finds you.
5. Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajinikanth has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion and the count is far from completed.
6. Matrix was originally planned in Tamil as அச்சு வார்ப்புரு with Rajinikanth as Rajinikanth. But the bullets were so shit scared that they pissed in the barrels and refused to come out of the guns in his presence.
7. Rajinikanth is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
8. Raincoats were developed to prevent raindrops from getting electrocuted on coming within 100 metres of Rajinikanth. (Gap10 fans, excuse)
9. Thousands of years ago Rajinikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair.
10. The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1′.
Just for fun. So, don’t take it serious and it is certainly not Anti-Rajini
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1) Rajnikant Bcom Accounting Answr Paper is Termed as ACCOUNTING STANDARDS
2) Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up. So don’t bother..
3) Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race.
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Mind it anna..
4) Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet……
Since thenThe World is Facing Recession
5) Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, the beggar is now known as 50 Cent
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An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai … Rajnikant stopped it in Lonawala.
The only reason ShahRukh Khan stuttered in the movie Darr is because he saw Rajnikanth behind Juhi Chawla!!
The movie Krrish is actually a biography of rajnikanths life.
Gandhi’s non violence movement REALLY pissed Rajnikanth off the most.
India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for the commonwealth games…Rajnikanth gave it to them!!!
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The oceans are filled with tears from rajnikanths victims
Rajnikanths car doesnt run on petrol it runs on fear
The punjabi singer Pooja was at one time married but then Rajnikanth started to have a crush on her … And now she’s Miss Pooja
When Rajnikanth was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables!
Rajnikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third..
Rajnikanth added facebook as his friend…
once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding…………………………………….while walking….!!
Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as “Guiness book of world RECORD”
Once Rajnikant taught a kid how to open a door without ringing d bell. Today that child is know as CID inspector DAYA….
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Paul The Octopus was asked to predict when wud Rajnikant Die …………….. R.i.P PAUL !!!!
Ahh.. Now that’s a genius take on the current events.
Rajnikanth can born a 20 year old child
Rajnikanth can cut a misile from his knife
Ek bar RAJNIKANT aise hi
neend me kuch numbers
badbada raha the…..
Those numbers are 2day
collectively known as….
“LOG TABLE.”
Just added this one. But wont it be better if we would say “Those numbers are 2day collectively known as….
“Periodic Table.” as Log Tables are huge to be mumbled in sleep.
1) In an wild argument, rajnikant showd a middle finger to his GF…n she gt pregnant !!!
2)1000 yrs from now……..robots wl make movie named “Rajanikant”
3) a foreigneer was on his first ever visit to india and he landed in chennai . he was being interviewd on a local tv channel
Interviewer – Sir, how do you like India ?
Foreigneer – Its awesome , people are friendly . I love the food
Interviewer …- Have you seen the movie Sivaji – The Boss, Did you like RajniKant ???
Foreigneer – No , i haven’t seen the movie . Whose Rajnikant ………………
That was the last time anyone ever heard of the foreigneer or saw him ……….Back in foreigneer’s homeland they are still awaiting his return …………
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Basketball player: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hrs… can u..??
Rajnikanth: enna rascala… How do u think the earth spins…?? :) mind it!
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Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. It failed miserably.
If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning.
Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired
Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.
Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana
In the back of the book of world records, it says “All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place.”
Osama Bin Laden went into hiding because of Rajnikant
All of the theory’s on Dinosaur Extinction are wrong. Rajnikant simply stomped his foot and they all died.
If Rajnikant gets into a car accident (yeah right) His car will need some airbags to protect it from him.
Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.
Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.
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Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
Rajini does not water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merges at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants.
superman spiderman batman krrish request to rajnikant for his seminar but he has no time
Rajini does not go to movie theaters. It comes to him.
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What ll be intel’s new caption ???
Ans. Rajnikant inside :-D :-P
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Once a girl lost her virginity. Rajnikanth got it back for her.
Ranjini said”i am the winner, other are loosers”